Two-Man Wall

Newcastle drop a hot and steamy 8-bomb on Sheffield United's forehead at Bramall Lane, Arsenal and Spurs share the derby, Liverpool and City roll, and Chelsea can't buy a goal. Plus, we honor the release of EAFC 24 with our very own TMW Fifa Soundtrack Quiz🎶

Just 2 team that can't get out of their own way right now. Spurs win crazy against Sheffield, City comeback to beat West Ham, and Arsenal manufacture a win at Goodison.

Is it ever too early to start overreacting? Brayden and Ethan break down how much you need to start panicking about a few teams that were slow out of the gate this season.

You thought he fell off. We thought he fell off. He needed that. Newcastle swipe the Choke of the Weekend title right from Arsenal's hands. United mount an impressive comeback, West Ham beat up Brighton away, and City almost blow it to Sheffield.

If no one got me, I know Everton (H) got me, can I get an AMEN. Villa resuscitate their offense against a helpless Toffee side, City handle Newcastle, Chelsea get dropped by West Ham, Spurs blank United, and Brighton is playing better than your team right now. Plus, Ethan is the first ever contestant on The Caic(edo) is Right!

The Premier League is BACK😃, but so is VAR😞. The PGMOL wasted no time this year making headlines, even forcing a few referees into suspension. Brayden and Ethan breakdown why you should absolutely be reading too much into how your team did this week.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR BOYS AND GIRLS. Ethan and Brayden drop some revolutionary ball knowledge on your noggin as they layout exactly how this year's campaign will unfold.

He loves me, he loves me not...does he love me enough to sign another long-term contract after an 8th place finish? Resigning Harry Kane is a must, right? Or is it? Ethan and Brayden breakdown Spurs brutal season and what it may mean for the future of the club.

At last, Arsenal gave Gooners a season to remember. If not for Guardiola's Machine it could have been even better. Ethan and Brayden reminisce about August-February 2023 and lay out how they can get over the hump next season.

Oh boy, where do we start. We needed to grab a special guest just to wishfully aim to digest all that Chelsea gave us this year. With no Europe and a squad full of hungry youngsters, where do we go from here?

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