WE'RE BACK!!!

Getting older doesn’t just change your body, it changes your definition of “fun,” and we’re back to say it out loud. After a real-life hiatus, we return with the honest, slightly unhinged humor you expect from Two Old Bats in the Belfry, plus a very practical question: what do you stop doing as you age, and what do you keep because it still brings you joy?

We talk about the adventures we’ll happily leave to other people now, from trampolines to skydiving to bungee jumping, and why things like fear of heights, motion sickness, and plain old balance start calling the shots. We also share the rare exceptions and the weird little wins, like how scuba diving makes you feel weightless and why going to bed early becomes a luxury instead of a punchline. If you’ve been searching for real talk on healthy aging, staying active after 60, and senior lifestyle choices that don’t require pretending you’re 25, you’ll feel seen.

We also drop a Scottsdale restaurant recommendation for La Toretta, because sometimes the best “activity” is a great meal with great service and people who can laugh with you. We end with our favorite kind of advice: stay active in ways that feel safe, grab your friends, and do life together, whether that’s hiking, swimming, or treating shopping like an Olympic sport. If you enjoy funny conversations about aging, retirement years, and finding joy without bruises, subscribe, share the show with a friend, and leave a review.

Words have power. They can stimulate our brains, provide comic relief, or help us express emotions when nothing else will do. Shelley and Vicki dive into their lifelong love affair with language in this delightfully candid conversation about keeping mentally sharp as we age.

The two hosts share how their passion for reading began early—with  checking out "30 books at a time" from the library as a child—and continues today through daily crossword puzzles, word games, and the New York Times Spelling Bee. This commitment to mental exercise isn't just enjoyable; it's a deliberate strategy against cognitive decline.

The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss linguistic pet peeves (improper grammar from educated professionals drives them "up a wall") before exploring their favorite unusual words. From "blivet" (ten pounds of stuff in a five-pound bag) to "swatain" (a term too colorful to explain here), they celebrate language that paints vivid pictures. Their discussion of profanity's stress-relieving properties reveals how aging has brought an unexpected freedom of expression, though they acknowledge the need to watch their language around their young grandchildren.

Swimsuit season is upon us, and there's nothing quite like stripping down in a poorly lit dressing room to bring all those body insecurities rushing back! Shelley and Vicki dive deep into the universal dread of bathing suit shopping, reflecting on how they've struggled with body image throughout their lives—even when they were young with what they now recognize were "cute little bodies."

The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reminisce about iconic swimwear from their youth, including the provocative Rudy Gernreich designs, and contrast them with today's barely-there styles that create entirely new anxieties. From childhood memories of a pediatrician telling 12-year-old Vicki to maintain her weight for the next decade to questioning the grooming preferences of different generations, nothing is off-limits in this candid discussion.

What does dating look like when you've got decades of life experience behind you? Shelley G and Vicki Z, the self-proclaimed "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," tackle this question with unflinching honesty and their signature humor that will have you laughing out loud.

The duo dives deep into what they'd look for in a "silver fox" if they were suddenly single again. Both agree that a good sense of humor ranks among the most essential qualities, along with basic human decency and the absence of excessive nose hair (a surprisingly important factor, as it turns out!).

Their perfect first date? Nothing fancy – just coffee in a public place to check for "beer bellies" and assess basic compatibility before moving to a quiet, intimate dinner where they can actually hear each other talk. The conversation takes hilarious turns as they joke about seeking 90-year-olds "with one foot on a banana peel," debate the merits of remarriage versus companionship, and share clean but laugh-out-loud jokes that showcase their vibrant personalities. 

Ready for some honest, unfiltered humor about getting older? Shelley G and Vicki Z are back with their signature candor in this laugh-out-loud episode of "Two Old Bats in the Belfry."

Ever heard that flatulence doesn't smell on airplanes? Shelley emphatically debunks this myth through hilarious personal anecdotes that will have you giggling in recognition. Meanwhile, Vicki confesses to being taken in by this falsehood, leading to some questionable in-flight decisions during her coast-to-coast travels. Their frank discussion about bodily functions cuts through social niceties with refreshing honesty.

We share our fears of spiders and cockroaches, exploring how they shape our lives. Laughter proves to be an essential tool in discussing aging and life's challenges. Our discussions about planning our own funerals lead to reflections on legacy and friendship.

• Discussion about fears and phobias, particularly spiders and cockroaches 
• The concept of having a mock funeral and reactions to it 
• Importance of humor in dealing with life's fragility and aging 

We explore the laughter and realities of dating and sexuality after 50. This fun yet deep conversation reveals the joys and complexities of finding love later in life, encouraging listeners to embrace their experiences with humor.

- Introduction to navigating dating after 50 
- The challenges and quirks of modern dating 
- The role of humor and acceptance in dating and intimacy 

Remember to subscribe to our podcast to catch more enlightening and fun discussions just like this one! 

We're buzzing with excitement over the impending arrival of our first grandchild! In our latest podcast, we delve into the joy and challenges of becoming grandparents, sharing our experiences along the way. 

• Special announcement about the baby on the way 
• Our shopping adventures and the latest baby trends 
• Reflecting on the importance of love and influences in grandparenting 

We can't wait to embrace this new chapter in our lives, filled with laughter, love, and a bit of fun. Tune in and share in our joy!

What happens when two old bats take on the holidays with all the joy, chaos, and stretchy pants that come with it? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, as we recount our festive escapades, from the riotous family gatherings to the inevitable struggle of resisting those mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies and bundt cakes. We’re back on the airwaves, a little raunchier and definitely crazier, sharing laughs, love, and the rewarding challenges of sticking to our weight loss goals amid a feast fit for a king.

Get ready for honest talk about family dynamics and the art of overindulgence, where unbuttoning pants post-meal is not just a necessity but a time-honored tradition. Despite a year of healthier living, the holidays proved tempting, but our determination remains strong. Expect stories of sneaky cookie thievery and the delight of elastic waistbands, as well as heartfelt reflections on what truly made the holiday season special—being surrounded by loved ones who share in both the chaos and the joy. Grab your favorite snack, kick back, and prepare to laugh along with us!