Two Person Movie Club

This time 2PMC is tackling the exemplar of 90’s family movie chaotica, Beethoven (1992). What do you recall of the horrors? What memories have you lost or suppressed about this loveable tale of dawgs? Perhaps it is time to visit the vet and DESTROY your nostalgia once and for all. Get hungry for a tasty treat from the fryin’ pan too! As always, beware spoilers and expect the level of GRAPHIC discussions a PG film about dawgs deserves…A LOT.

HA-U-SU...AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Last month on a Normal/Casual Friday on Sunday, Ross and Kelsey sat down to talk about 1977's ハウス directed by Nobuhiko Obayashi. Psychedelic. Bizarre. Crazy. Bananas! Don't let a cow derail your train of thought! Get to your nearest screen and watch it now!  If the cow is being stubborn...yank your watermelon out the well, take a crunchy bite, and tune into our spoiler-ific discussion. Oh, and keep an eye out for our special guest star and his (totally awesome?) theme song!

A big cup of coffee on a Friday night...we feelin' to get wild at the real life theatre with 2021's The Green Knight from VISIONARY DIRECTOR David Lowry. If stimulants were needed to watch the movie, imagine how exhilarating it will be to listen to us talk about it! Equip your sash of protection and walk with sir GARRRRwin on a strange adventure through history, shame, chivalry, and death. Keep your fox companion close by...as you are sure to encounter spoiling bandits and seductive mature content!

They were simpler times…three weeks ago. Once upon that time, we watched 1998’s Blade starring Wesley Snipes and talked about it. Little did we know, actually editing and releasing the conversation would be more difficult than slaying the BLOOD GOD La Magra! Behold it now, in all of it’s techno-raving, neck-sucking, sword-swinging glory…but remember…there are worse things out tonight than vampires: SPOILERS and MATURE CONTENT!

Good versus Evil. Order versus Chaos. Truth versus Superstition. Nothing is off limits this week when we discuss 2021’s The Conjuring (not 3): The Devil Made Me Do It. This war between Heaven and Hell is chock full of bone cracks, mega-whirlwinds, and VERY sophisticated curse idols, so make sure to bring your cane! As always, beware spoilers and mature content...from HELL!!!!😈😈😈

“I-tsu Ho-ra” this month last night and 2PMC is back with a macro-review for One Missed Call (2003) and several micro-reviews for its J-Horror girl-ghost forefathers. We try to choose a new studio name (help us!) and fail to remember most of the movie, characters, plot...and pretty much everything. It’s our first ever split-em-up double recording with a foreign language film so strap in for weirdness. Adult discussions, spoilers, and mature themes await.

Final battle. FIGHT! 1995’s Mortal Kombat has taken a beating and is reeling. FINISH HIM! Can 2021’s Mortal Kombat press all the right buttons to finally put our nostalgia out of its misery with a gory, over-the-top fatality? Tune in this week, last night, today, now to find out! Rated R for REALLY VIOLENT and S for Spoilers!

For a taste of things to come, we look back at 1995’s Mortal Kombat, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. Just as the fate of Earthrealm hangs in the balance, so too does the verdict on whether this movie is good or bad. So get a nice tall glass of the element which brings life and join us on part one of our journey into the violent video game franchise!

It's Casual Friday on a Tuesday at Farm Fresh Studios, and this week, last night, today, now, we are going HIGH EX. 2012's Dredd is the perp. Judgement: Guilty. Sentence: 1 hour and 35 minutes in the Isocubes. But before we dole out justice, let's enjoy some trailer discussions for Space Jam: A New Legacy and The Batman: Batman.

Plug your ears kids cuz this here is an adult discussion for mature listeners!

This week today now, 2PMC gets their spooktations subverted by 2007’s Trick ‘r Treat. Our dirty candy sack is all full of tainted treats, light titties, and sweet dreams. Check it out, and don’t forget to keep your jack-o-lanterns lit all the way through to the end!

As always, this is a podcast for adults, so expect adult language and discussion.