Two Pints with Will & Ralf

By Will Mellor & Ralf Little

TV & Film Comedy

What's Two Pints with Will & Ralf about?

For nearly 10 years, Will Mellor and Ralf Little were the voice of a generation – notorious for pushing the boundaries of acceptable humour on British TV. After multiple failed attempts to reunite them, the boys are finally back!
Join Will and Ralf as they chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints and a helping of bar snacks.   (For legal purposes our lovely lawyers want us to point out this podcast is in no way related to a former BBC TV show of a similar name.)
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E10 - Season 2 FINALE!

06.17.2021

Sorry for the rubbish wind sound on Ralf's mic... next time, he's sitting inside! Support Vindaloo Two by clicking on this link. Thanks to Manscaped too for sponsoring us for this whole season. Visit their website, www.manscaped.com and use the ...

Two Pints with Will & Ralf episodes:

06.17.2021 E10 - Season 2 FINALE! Sorry for the rubbish wind sound on Ralf's mic... next time, he's sitting inside! Support Vindaloo Two by clicking on this link. Thanks to Manscaped too for sponsoring us for this whole season. Visit their website, www.manscaped.com and use the ...
06.04.2021 "The balls of some people!" Chancers \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 Time for another Swift Half just in time for the weekend. Have you every come across one of life's chancers? We're chatting about those kinds of people who'll try anything given the opportunity, like when someone tried to nick Will's ...
06.03.2021 We Answer Your Twitter Questions \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 Fancy a Swift Half? We're answering all your Twitter questions like who our favourite actor is, whether we prefer dandelion and burdock or Tizer and the biggest one of all; whether we're circumcised! Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring us this ...
05.25.2021 Ep 9. Ol' Glassy Eyes Is Back (We Got a Beer Sponsor! The pubs are back open so you know what that means...it's time for TWO PINTS! We chat about lockdown lifting and why its our duty to drink at least 124 pints each to make up for lost time, all while ...
05.07.2021 What We've Been Watching On The Telly... \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 It's almost the weekend, so let's celebrate with another swift half! We're chatting about all the stuff we've been watching on the telly recently, including the Netflix docu-series 'Surviving Death'. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring us this series. Visit their ...
05.04.2021 The Unluckiest People Ever \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 You got time for a swift half? We're chatting about some of the unluckiest or luckiest people in the world (depending how you look at it!) including a bloke who survived a train crash, a plane crash, two car explosions ...
04.28.2021 Ep 8. Brownie Points.. \| Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 We're back! Thank you for bearing with us. We'll explain everything in this episode and have a laugh over a very different meaning of the term 'brownie points', the whole mess that was the (not so) Super League and why ...
04.20.2021 Is An Armadillo bulletproof? Will's Interesting Facts \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2 We'll be back soon with a new episode, but before that, whet your whistle with this Swift Half where we chat about interesting facts like whether an Armadillo is bulletproof. Come and say hello on social media... Will Twitter Will ...
04.06.2021 The Worst Jobs We've Ever Had \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 Time for another Swift Half, where we chat about the worst jobs we've ever had - like dancing in a shop window half naked (!) and what we'd be doing if we weren't actors. Will Twitter Will IG Will Facebook ...
03.31.2021 Guess the TV Theme Tune... A Swift Half \| Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E7 Forget April Fools and hang out with us two fools for a swift one while we chew that fat over Pier’s Morgan’s firing, whether TV is too safe nowadays and listen to some classic TV theme tunes try and guess ...
03.25.2021 The Return Of 'Would You Rather'...Two Pints S2 E7 In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf, we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you rather have dicks for fingers or a finger for a ...
03.18.2021 "They let me get my knob out in front of everyone!" Audition Horror Stories \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 We relive our worst auditions, like the time Will auditioned for Game of Thrones butt naked and when Ralf auditioned for The Hobbit knowing full well he wouldn't get the part. Showbusiness, you gotta love it! If you don't follow ...
03.14.2021 “What’s wrong with being an attention seeker?!” \| A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will and Ralf S2 E6 We get deep with our mate Joe Tracini to talk about dealing with trolls on social media, how lockdown has affected our mental health and why it's so important to be open about it. If you don't follow us on ...
03.10.2021 Two Pints with... Joe Tracini In Season 2 Episode 7 of Two Pints with Will and Ralf we play another game of Would You Rather and try to answer the age old question; Would you rather have dicks for fingers or a finger for a ...
03.03.2021 Will Mellor and Ralf Little Play Speak Out Game! \| Two Pints Best Bits! This is what happened when we Played Speak Out Game! A short clip from Episode 1 where Will thought it would be a fantastic idea to whip out one of his favourite Christmas games and torment Ralf with it! Brace ...
02.27.2021 A swift Half.... JONNY'S NOT DEAD! This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... Two pints is 20... And to celebrate.... HERRRREEEEEEE's JONNY! Season 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get ...
02.24.2021 Some big News... Season 2 Episode 5 This Friday, 26th Feb 2021 is a very special day in our history... find out why by listening, this week is going to be a lot of fun! Season 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with ...
02.22.2021 Will talks about joining Coronation Street. Episode 4 \| A Swift Half.... Fancy a Swifty? Join us for a chat about Will's new jon! The podcast is presented by Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and ...
02.17.2021 Love, Dogs & shaving your kids pubes.... Season 2 Episode 4.... Season 2 episode 4 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and use the code ...
02.14.2021 Two Pints Series 2 Episode 3 - Swift Half Fancy a swift one this valentines day... this will get you in the mood for some loving...... not... Paddy had one belting story that we saved for you from our chat, boys, this one is sure to make you wince... ...
02.11.2021 Two Pints with.... Paddy McGuinness Season 2 episode 3 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and use the code ...
02.03.2021 Two Pints with.... JASON MANFORD! Season 2 episode 2 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and use the code ...
01.30.2021 Ep 1 Part 2.... Your Questions.. Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and use the code ...
01.27.2021 We're BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKK... Epiosde 1 ....Part 1... Season 2 episode 1 of Two Pints with Will & Ralf, in association with Manscaped and Will's managed to get Manscaped to stay involved for the first 5 episodes of our new season their website, www.manscaped.com and use the code ...
01.16.2021 Season 2..... Coming soon.... We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack........ Almost. Season 2 coming soon! Will Twitter Will IG Will Facebook Ralf Twitter Ralf IG Ralf Facebook See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
12.23.2020 A "Swift Half" with Will & Ralf Hiya, Fancy a swift one? Well join us for a quick natter and a drink, especially this Christmas week! We thought it would be fun to drop share some extra stories each week so here's our first, hope you enjoy ...
12.12.2020 OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! We're back for a couple of Christmas pints and more utter nonsense over zoom. We wanted to say Merry Christmas to you all, talk about our favourite festive music, film and food.... and Will's managed to find us a new ...
10.15.2020 Season One: The Best Of Season 1 highlights for you all to enjoy. So, sit back, relax, and listen to the best bits from the first season of the Two Pints podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.30.2020 Will's Chicken story.... Will's not just about cats and fishing, he's also got some great stories about ..... Chickens.... Another bonus edit from the final episode of season 1! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.26.2020 We have an ALEXA PUB QUIZ APP! So you've got to go home at 10pm after the pub shuts, but you want a bit of a quiz to stimulate and entertain, well we've got the thing for you.... just click here or say to your Amazon Echo, ...
09.25.2020 Biscuits......How do you eat yours? Another best bit from the season, and one we didn't podcast, but Ralf and Will try some biscuits with some WEIRD toppings.... Don't listen to this over lunch! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.21.2020 BONUS - THAT CAT STORY IN FULL It's so good we had to share it properly, Will tells Ralf the best cat story you're ever likely to hear! BEST BITS COMING SOON! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
09.09.2020 10. Season 1 finale. It's our last pod of season 1, there's nothing more to say than THANK YOU, from the bottom of our hearts. IN this chat, we have a good old natter about a number of things, some silly and some more ...
08.19.2020 9. Two Pints with Keith Lemon Keith Lemon joins us to have a few Sunday afternoon pints (of water in Ralf's case). A great catch up with one of Will's mates, some great banter, stories and chat about art's and crafts! This is the penultimate episode ...
08.05.2020 8. Will's getting old... We're back again, but this time it's 0830 Saturday morning, Ralf's first day off in 2 weeks and he's tired after a long week of shooting! We're joined by the brothers who are behind Geeky Blinders, the legends who sorted ...
07.24.2020 7. Ralf's finally left his house.. and some very special magic! DUNK... What's that noise... oh, just Ralf falling on his feet AGAIN... the boys are back with the first podcast in a world where lockdown is easing and Ralf is back to work.... Will's brought a mate along who was ...
07.07.2020 6. Two Pints The musical Watch Along So this is a funny one, it's something that you guys will either LOVE and it'll work perfectly, of you'll wonder WTF is going on and we'll never do it again! Watch the musical episode of Two Pints with us! ...
06.16.2020 5. A Father's Day tribute to Bill Mellor. With Father's Day upon us for another year Will & Ralf sit down for a couple of pints (still from home due to lockdown) and have a chat about Will's Dwad Bill who passed away unexpectedly only weeks before. Will ...
06.03.2020 4. Will's theory about Aliens Those of you who have listened to all our podcasts so far (all 3 of them) will know that Will's had some interesting theories about a few things, but most bonkers is his take on alien life forms and what ...
05.19.2020 3. Two Pints..... IN LOCKDOWN Lockdown definitely hasn't stopped Will & Ralf's thirst and when the boys finally caught up on a video call, the chat flowed as smoothly as the beers (or wine). As ever our lawyers are keen to remind you that the ...
05.09.2020 2. Life since Two Pints.... We're back baby, for a couple more pints in the pub, (pre Lockdown), this time, we're chatting about life since we last worked together, say Happy Birthday to Ralf, and Will gives us his theory on the origins of extraterrestrial ...
04.26.2020 1. Those were the days... Will & Ralf get together for the first time in ages and take a trip down memory lane over a couple of pints. Join them as they chat through their favourite memories while making their cult (with an L) TV ...
04.21.2020 Two Pints with Will & Ralf Trailer A little taste of what's to come.... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.