Two Sarcastic Girls

The year is 2022 and we now live in a world without Betty White! We discuss why she has been considered a National Treasure for almost 7 decades and how the world needs more people like her. Plus, a quick recap of our NYE as well as some social media trends and a big post and delete No No! It wouldn't be us if we didn't sprinkle a few recent traumas in there for you, as well. 

It's the most stressy time of the year! Eye 'twiches, hiccups, anxiety and cheer! What's our top Holiday movies of all time? We chat holiday disasters  favorite movies, the art of gift giving for the anxious and of course childhood traumas. Let's normalize chilling out on Holiday chaos and treating Santa like the creepy old man he is! Sorry St. Nick.

We all have those friends who we refuse to let drive because it's scary. Cookie Monster, as known by the local police is one of them. To us she's just S.A.D gal Jordan . Tune in as we discuss driving escapades and our road rage anxieties. Plus while on two feet Jess barely escapes severe injury but not without a few cringy moments. Buckle Up !

It's Someones Birthday! This week Jordan and Chomps are both celebrating big birthdays....seems as if Jess has a soft spot for Scorpios. Jordan tells us some of her best Birthday gifts (whether they were discounted or not) and some of Jess's more traumatic ones. We also ponder is it Sugarbaby or Sugarwomen once we hit a certain age and why Jordan seems to blackout everything before the age of 18. Plus Hinge Liars, yogurt shop hair extensions and why it's dangerous to comment on strangers pictures. Hint all roads lead back to JLo! 

Happy Halloween. Boo!  We chat ghostly experiences vs human experiences and why we aren't fans of either. Plus hear about some of our favorite podcasts creepiest episodes and how Payne Lyndsey may be someone's perfect match. Call us ;)

Thunderstorms , Friday the 13th, and a dermaplanning from Hell....It's Episode 15 ! We celebrate the unathletic half of our duo's big award win and hear about Jess's vacation wins and stressors. Plus we discuss some surprises coming in Season 2!

We start the week with more stress from our senior fur babies and we ask ourselves "How much crying is too much crying?". As we share our weeks Hit & Miss.... SURPRISE Jordan watched another new scary show. While Jess sent a text intended for someone else to a group chat....big oops. Plus we discuss if it's ever okay for your friend to be friends with your ex? 

Another week, more doggie drama as we discuss our latest "post pandemi" traumas. The Happiest Place on Earth get's a visit from the unhappiest  girl, as Jordan spends her family vacation stressi and depressi dealing with dog messes back home. And Jess predicts a love match for Jord that doesn't involve an App or a any charity work.