Another week, another meltdown. Dave brings the random rage, Jas tries to keep it together (sort of), and somehow we still squeeze in our usual chaos: the weekly rants, our highly prestigious awards, a few multi bets that will probably crash and burn, this week’s bold predictions, and a look back at last week’s games.

We look back on last week’s games, hand out our player awards, predict next week’s winners, unleash our rant of the week, and— for some reason—Dave tells a story. Apologies for the volume from Dave… he had a shocker.

We look back at last week's chaos, try to make sense of next week's matchups, and of course, unleash our Rant of the Week.

In our first ever episode, we cover a full rundown of the 2025 NRL season so far, toss out some NFL opinions that may or may not age well, and deliver a very poorly researched horse racing segment that somehow still made the cut.

Plus, our first ever Rant of the Week — because sometimes you've just got to let it fly.

This is the Two Sh*t Blokes Podcast: unfiltered, unscripted, and unapologetically average.