Two Sorry ExCuses

The boys are back…on time and in stereo….to lament the wasted potential of Amazon Prime Day, extol the virtues of Liz Stillman, and ensconce themselves in seersucker.  Plus Sanders shames Liv into making a charitable donation, and Liv commits to an early morning flight.

The boys are back as Sanders is up to his usual soccer-loving, NBA-hating, Google Map-mapping shenanigans, while Liv barely avoids going full blown Falling Down to stop a crime spree at his local CVS.  Plus the boys contemplate the perils of “long distance” romances and pickpocketing prostitutes.

The boys are back to lament a series of first world problems that have been plaguing them lately. Sanders gives himself a hotfoot, Liv tries to get a new computer, plus the guys solve SU’s ‘Orange 44 blues’

The boys are back in a very Liv-errific episode where they pull back the proverbial curtain and take stream-of-consciousness to a new level. Sanders recounts the legacy behind his nickname (sort of), Liv teaches a bunch of tight-pants wearing city boys what it’s like to live on the Bayou, and the guys savor some cheesy weenies and bundt cakes.

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The boys are back to Google stuff, watch basketball, and discuss affordable healthcare. Sanders defends Scottie Pippen and Liv tries to take down the horse racing industry. Plus…the guys contemplate pleasuring a dying Barbaro.

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The boys are back to close out a shaky May with a bang! Sanders gives a detailed account of his dad’s jet lag, Liv breaks down the Louisiana Longshoreman and Harbor Workers’ Act, and the guys swap uneventful Memorial Day tales. And believe it or not…they manage to do it in exactly 90 minutes!

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The boys are back (finally) as Sanders recounts too many flight attendant stories, Liv attempts to derail Sanders’ plan to finally visit Graceland, and the boys try to rekindle their football road trip.

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Sanders cops to being inept. Liv cops to nothing. A seven minute ode to TSEC’s technical difficulties.

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The boys are back in order to prepare for 13/26ths of a marathon, add some class to a good cause, attempt to avoid thirdhand smoke, and consider the outer limits of their own endearingness.

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The boys are back after a brief hiatus to discuss Liv’s night out with good friend of the podcast Ando, Sanders’ visit to DC, and chickenshit traffic tickets.

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