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Welcome to Episode 7 of Two Taps & Friends! 🍻 Join  Daniel Rosenberg, Michael Dye, and Larry Schweiker—veteran defense attorneys—as they spill wild courtroom stories and legal life lessons. From volunteering at the public defender’s office, to meeting the crew, we dive into jury duty excuses (think rashes and parking woes), trial blunders, and police encounters gone sideways. Laughs, rants, and real talk—don’t miss it! 

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Start 🎉
00:14 - Squad Reunion & Meet the Crew 👋
01:07 - How We Met: Volunteering to Victory ⚖️
03:27 - Michael’s Jerry Springer Trial Moment 😂
05:35 - From Intern to Lawyer: The Journey 📚
09:05 - Topic 1: Jury Duty Madness Begins 🗳️
11:32 - Wildest Jury Excuse: The Rash Guy 🤢
13:19 - Attorneys on Jury Duty: Our Stories 👨‍⚖️
18:03 - Jury Dynamics: The Good, Bad & Bored 🤔
24:20 - Trial Tales: Doctor Flips the Script 🩺
30:17 - Peremptory Challenge! 😱
35:05 - Topic 2: Cop Encounters Unleashed 🚔
36:28 - Traffic Stop Fiascos 🚗
39:36 - Winning a Weed Case… Then Karma 🌿
43:31 - Client’s Epic Cop Taunt 💪
46:45 - Wrap-Up & Next Time Teaser 👋

#TwoTapsAndFriends #JuryDuty #Cop #FunnyPodcast #CourtroomStories #LawyerLife #Trials #PodcastVibes #RealTalk #WildStories #LegalHumor #LegalLaughs #LegalInsights #CourtroomChaos #CourtroomComedy #LawyerStories #CourtCase #CriminalLawyer #CriminalStory #CourtroomDrama #JusticeSystem #TrueCrimeComedy #LawAndOrder #TrueCrimeStories #Podcast #FunnyStories #CriminalLaw #LawyerPodcast #CriminalDefense #TrueCrimePodcast #LegalDebates #CourtroomHumor #trafficstop #juryselection #jury 

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Two Taps Unleashed: Poop Pics, Travel Nightmares & Idiotic Moments 😂

Grab a drink 🍻 and settle in for Episode 6, where we’re cracking open wild stories with the all-star squad—Daniel Rosenberg, and crew. From the origin of the "Two Taps" nickname to a neighbor sending poop pics (yes, really!), dating disasters, and a travel horror story featuring monsoons and raw chicken, this episode’s got it all. Plus, laugh-out-loud idiotic moments like stealing a gas pump and battling oyster beds. Don’t miss the chaos!

👇 What’s the dumbest thing YOU’VE ever done? Drop it in the comments!

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 - Intro & Welcome Back Banter 🎉
00:54 - The "Two Taps" Nickname Origin Story 👋
06:38 - Crazy Cat Lady’s Poop Pic Incident 💦🐱
10:00 - Worst Date Ever: Chatty Salad Inspector 🥗💬
14:48 - Ohio State vs. Tennessee Victory Shoutout 🏈🎊
20:08 - Travel Nightmare: Asia Flight Chaos ✈️😱
27:09 - China Culture Shock: Bloody Chicken & Spitters 🍗🤢
31:58 - Most Idiotic Moments: Rental Car Fiascos 🚗💥
37:52 - Gas Pump Theft Gone Wrong ⛽🚨
39:27 - Foot Loofah Fail 🧽😖
40:05 - Oyster Bed Disaster to Becoming Lincoln Lawyer 🦪🚘
42:53 - Pizza for the "Homeless" College Kid 🍕🎓
45:40 - Wrap-Up & Shoutouts 👋❤️

#PodcastLife #WildStories #TravelFails #Idiotic #FunnyPodcast #Storytime #SquadGoals #TwoTapsAndFriends #Poop #DatingDisasters #ChaosUnleashed #HumorUnleashed #Nicknames #CatLady #PoopyPants #NeighborStories #DatingFails #DatingAdvice #Salad #OhioState #CollegeFootball #TravelNightmare #AsiaAdventures #CultureClash #FoodFails #Idiots #RentalCar #Dumb #GasPump #EpicFails #EpicFailsMoments #Loofah #Shower #Painful #Oysters #LincolnLawyer #Injuries #Pizza #CollegeFood #CollegeLife #GoodDeeds #ShoutoutTime

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Welcome back to Two Taps & Friends! Grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and join us for another episode brimming with hilarious and jaw-dropping courtroom stories, legal mishaps, and unforgettable moments. In this episode, we continue with Part 2 of our storytelling session featuring experienced defense attorneys Daniel Rosenberg, Michael Dye, and Larry Schweiker. They share even more outrageous tales from the trenches of criminal law, including the infamous "My Pretty Face" domestic violence case, the dumbest ransom note in history, and a threesome-turned-DUI fiasco. You won’t believe some of the things they've encountered!

We also dive into hot topics like presidential pardons, the death penalty, and the imperfect perfection of the justice system. Whether you're a legal eagle or just here for the laughs, this episode is packed with entertainment. Don’t miss it!

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Intro & Banter
00:35 "My Pretty Face" Domestic Violence Case Story
06:46 The Dumbest Ransom Note in History
11:35 Threesome-Turned-DUI Fiasco
13:31 Soap on a Rope 
15:38 Mr. Green
17:19 Restraining Order Shenanigans
20:15 Debate on Presidential Pardons & Death Penalty
29:35 Reflections on the Justice System & Closing Thoughts

👇 What's the most surprising or outrageous legal story you've ever heard or experienced?


#WildStories #LegalHumor #LegalLaughs #LegalInsights #CourtroomChaos #CourtroomComedy #LawyerStories #CourtCase #CriminalLawyer #CriminalStory #CourtroomDrama #Ransom #DUI #Soap #RestrainingOrder #Pardons #DeathPenaltyDebate #JusticeSystem #TrueCrimeComedy #LawAndOrder #CourtroomStories #TrueCrimeStories #LawyerLife #Podcast #FunnyStories #CriminalLaw #LawyerPodcast #CriminalDefense #TrueCrimePodcast #LegalDebates #CourtroomHumor

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🎙️ In this episode, we’re recovering from Super Bowl hangovers, diving into Taylor Swift, the halftime show, and debating the wildest celebrity political takes. But that’s not all—wait until you hear about Daniel Rosenberg insane python wrestling adventure in South Florida! 🐍 From sports to hilarious animal encounters, this episode is packed with laughs, chaos, and unforgettable stories. Grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and join the fun!

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Start
00:30 Super Bowl Highlights, Taylor Swift Halftime Drama & Celebrity Political Takes 🎤🗳️
20:00 March Madness & Marist College Basketball Insights
21:15 Hockey Fights - The Rough and Tumble 🏒
21:35 Lacrosse Highlights 🥍
23:39 Hilarious Animal Encounters 🐾
25:17 Licensed Python Catcher Adventures 🐍
32:00 Python Wrestling 🐍🌴
33:06 Iguana Encounters 🦎
33:36 Inked by an Octopus 🐙
35:30 Bear Sightings 🐻
36:08 Wedding Deer Surprise 🦌💍
36:57 Mardi Gras - Voodoo Wedding & Albino Snake on Travel Channel 🎭🐍
40:00 DOO DAH P - The Barking Pig 🐖😂

What’s the craziest animal encounter you’ve ever had? 🐍 Let us know in the comments! ⬇️

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Join Daniel Rosenberg, Matt Boswell and JT Jackson for a wild, unfiltered conversation packed with laughs, personal stories, and hot takes! From tattoo regrets and hunting misadventures to the pitfalls of social media and nostalgic concert memories, this episode has it all.

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Intro & Banter
00:57 Tattoo Tales: Ink Adventures and Regrets 
08:57 Guns and Hunting: Tree Chickens, I've heard they are really good
12:25 Spear Fishing Shenanigans: Sharks, Laughs, and Underwater Adventures!
16:28 Guns, Ammo, and DIY Firearms:
19:03 Bitcoin Banter: Grid Failures & Physical Coins
19:41 Socializing vs. Social Media: The Lost Art of Face-to-Face Connection
28:11 Trump's Social Media Antics: "He Died Like a Dog"
29:42 Facebook Legal Queries, Reunion Drama, and Nerds Got Apple, Native Americans Got Casinos
32:41 Navigating the Holidays: Family, Concerts, and Coping with Loss

👇 Got a tattoo horror story? Ever hunted something weirder than an iguana? Drop your thoughts below!

Disclaimer: No iguanas or tattoos were harmed in the making of this episode. 🦎🎤

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Welcome back to another episode of "Two Tap and Friends"! Join us as we dive into some of the funniest and most outrageous courtroom stories we've experienced as defense attorneys: Daniel Rosenberg, Michael Dye, and Larry Schweiker. From dealing with law enforcement to unforgettable trial moments, this episode is packed with laughs and valuable legal advice. Remember, when it comes to talking to the police, the best advice is to stay silent and call a lawyer!

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Start
01:37 When Do You Need A Criminal Defense Lawyer?
10:56 Roadside Test: The Unbeatable Test
16:29 Don't Confuse My Law Degree With Your Google Search
18:33 Law Enforcement Scam Calls & Crypto
22:47 Funniest Things That We've Seen In Court - Dog Poop Evidence
27:56 The Zombie Report: When Flaming Chickens and Werewolves Hit the Courtroom
31:30 Crack House Conundrum: A Case of Inconsistent Narratives
33:40 The Stream of Justice: Courtroom Chronicles of Public Mischief
35:00 Your Honor, I Was Just Smoking Crack: Hilarious Courtroom Moments
36:30 What Is The Dumbest Thing You've Said... Swinging Meat
38:35 The Massage Parlor Mishap: A Courtroom Comedy
41:44 Thugs Don't Wear Pink Fluffy Things


Topics Covered:
- Why you should never talk to law enforcement without a lawyer
- Hilarious courtroom anecdotes
- The importance of staying calm during police encounters
- Common misconceptions about legal rights

Key Takeaways:
- Always exercise your right to remain silent.
- Call a defense attorney immediately if contacted by law enforcement.
- Stay polite and calm during any police interaction.

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Welcome to another episode of Two Taps and Friends! 🎉 Grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and join us as we dive into some thought-provoking and controversial topics.

⏱️Timestamps⏱️
00:00 Start
00:47:20 Racism & Anti-Semitism
15:32 Relationships
28:34 Holiday Madness
41:08 Bitcoin & AI 

We discuss the resurgence of racism and anti-Semitism, the impact of social media, and the importance of critical thinking in today's society. We also explore the complexities of relationships, from the challenges of marriage to the importance of communication and empathy. Next, we delve into the madness of holiday traditions, sharing personal stories about Christmas, Hanukkah, and more, with some hilarious anecdotes about Christmas lights and gift shopping. Finally, we tackle the complexities of Bitcoin and cryptocurrency, and debate the impact of AI and robots on jobs and society.

Expect raw, unfiltered dialogue as we navigate these sensitive issues with a mix of seriousness and light-hearted banter. Whether you agree or disagree, we hope to spark meaningful conversations and offer a fresh take on these pressing topics.

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