This week we've brought you an extra long and extra dumb episode of your two favorite idiots! Kelsey is turning into the mother of all fat cats and the future looks bright! We are going to list our top five horror movies and of course we gotta talk shit on the ones that really didn't make the cut and we find out my true dream to is be a fabulous off grid baker! Grab a double a kick back for our double feature episode!  

This week we find out that Kelsey is pork! We welcome you back for another episode of our same bullshit that you love to endure. Its all over the place from questionable trash TV to our beef with the way weddings are handled. As always we encourage you to grab a drink and settle in while we ruin our lives one word at a time!

We have brought you another segment of beautiful podcast gold...nah you know the drill. Its more of the same nonsense and giggles about fart jokes. This week we explore the dangers of mixing frozen taquitos and jazz cabbage! We find out that Trevor snores like an ape and maybe Kelsey does too. In the end its gonna make you want to drink so why not hit play and start early?

I can't believe it but this is actually a pretty coherent episode! We get into a lot this time around but most surprising being...Kelsey wants to be a mom?! If you've listened to more than one of these episodes you would know that we are both not cut out for parenting. Id make a great drunk uncle but that's besides the point. Grab a drink and decide if we're the assholes and have a couple laughs while you do it!

Ever wondered why its always skinny drinks for Trevor? Well if you can stand the endless stream of bulls**t for long enough then this episode has the answers you seek! Kelsey decided it was time for some claws and I think you should have some to!

Its another episode of random with your two favorite idiots! We cover just about everything in this one. From our usual farts and when and where from it would be best to catch fish!

What more do you expect? It kicks off with the real conversations we should be having about relationships "What the fart situation?" and boy do we have answers! As always its gonna be a rough one so why not grab a stiff one so I'm not drinking alone. 

This was an impromptu recording in honor of Saint Patrick's Day. I indulged in the alcohol while Kelsey decided it was best to abstain from the festivity's because she had to "drive" and meet with her old ladies for game night. None the less we still had a good time and continued the tradition of aimless stories, laughs, and talked a bit of s**t! Kick back and sip something strong! Trust me...you're gonna need it. 

Trevor has taken over editing and posting so if this sounds like s**t and its late...I don't care. Like always we had some connection issues so cut us a little slack with the audio errors, I had to keep a couple in for the conversation to make some sort of sense. None the less its still our brainless rambling and some more of us making fun of random redditors messed up lives. Buckle in and get ready for the s**t show!