Two True Freaks

Paul is joined by Rob Kelly of the Film and Water Podcast for a cross-over show examining Jaws and it's sequels. Where do the Jaws movies fall on the Jaws scale? You might be surprised.

Disenfranchised by the modern comics industry, Paul Spataro, Scott Gardner and Dr. Bill Robinson ply the timestream in a never-ending quest to re-discover and re-connect with that unique brand of fun and excitement that can only truly be found in good ol' fashioned randomly-selected Comic Book back issues!! Journey with them now...back...Back To The Bins!! This week, we look at the Suicide Squad.

Magnus has a new job.

Magnus is off to order a pizza now.

Good night.

Brian and Beth Hughes join Scott and Chris to recap the season one finale of Preacher. We talk about Star Wars, Marvel, DC, comics, magic nipples and other boob related topics, Supernatural, sunburns from Hell, podcasting and even a considerable bit about Jesse Custer and company. Jesse is preparing to bring God to his church in Annville and the whole town is getting Brazilian waxes for the occasion. Will the town find salvation? Will Odin Quincannon be creepy? Will Sheriff Root find Eugene? Will Carlos end up a bad Tarantino cliche? And what's that bubbling underneath the town? Some of these questions or none of them will be answered in this podcast or the source material which may be your best bet. So grab your double fisted dildo and get ready for a chat with the almighty, who is just scratching his nose, he swears to himself he is.

Heroes 'ain't what they used to be or so Mal and the crew discover on a backwater world where Jayne Cobb is known as a folk-legend rather than the ruttin' man-ape the crew know him to be. It's a spectacle that warrants some consideration and as such, it's given fair dues by Paul, Bill and Andrew as they view JAYNESTOWN, the 7th episode of FIREFLY.

Welcome to JAIG EYES & JEDI, a weekly Star Wars - The Clone Wars podcasts. Join your hosts Hope Mullinax and Chris Honeywell as they check out the fourth episode of season 2 - SENATE SPY! There will be SPACE TAKEOUT - ANAKIN DUCK FACE - LOUSY SPACE PLATITUDES - CHEESY OLD BOYFRIENDS and the most OBVIOUS POISONING EVER! TUNE IN for a DUCK FILLED episode of JAIG EYES AND JEDI!

Thanks for joining us for the first episode of Cast Protection - a Stranger Things podcast. In this episode Jonathan Crites, Chris Tyler and Dave Atteberry recap the first episode of this great new Netflix Original. We discuss the various influences on this show and theorize about what's to come. If you like the show, leave us a review on iTunes and shoot as an email at [email protected]. Join us next time for episode two.

A new week! A new mega series!

And, yes, a new theme song. It was time.

So anyhoo, in this week's ball-breaking episode, Magnus inaugurates the beginning of the launch of the initial episode of the start of Tremendous Bendis Weekly.

Y'see, kiddies, Brian Michael Bendis is one of those comic pros who epitomizes the wise old adage "Familiarity breeds contempt".

It could be his writing style. It could be his, shall we say, minimalistic style of writing.

Or it could all be totally legitimate!

But whatever the case, a lot of comic geeks grouse and complain when they see the name "Brian Michael Bendis" in the writer section of their comics.

It's sort of a thing on the Internet.

Well, His Excellency is having none of it! Or very little of it anyway. A moderate level of it!

Yes indeed, kiddies, while Magnus is no Bendis devotee, it would still be fair to say that he's enjoyed a bigly number of Bendis comics and, by golly, felt like reading and then, God knows, gabbing about a bigly number of Bendis comics.

And, to finally get to the point here, the spotlight shines this week on New Avengers vol. 01 #01-#06.

What's so special about New Avengers, you ask? For starters, this was a major part of His Excellency's introduction into the Marvel universe. But over and above that, this is just a *FUN* story! Yes, it has the general veneer of "darkness" (whatever that word even means anymore) but underneath that facade, this story is just a lot of fun to read!

Plus!

Plus it kicks off a bit of an epic in the Marvel Universe... the climax of which His Excellency deigned to include Michael Bailey on back in episode #106! So we're going backwards here a little bit. We started with the ending and are only just now getting to the beginning. Maybe, in the end, we'll talk about the middle. Someday. Maybe.

For those determined to ruin the Internet for everyone else by perpetuating click-bait on Facebook, "Five reasons why Breakout is an awesome story! #4 will make you laugh!"

Due to the deluge of ass-kickery, unfortunately there's just no time for listener feedback this week.

However, there has been a fair amount of feedback (and feed-forward!) in recent episodes so this subject hasn't been entirely ignored.

Patience! The vast backlog of feedback will be addressed in due time. Fear not!

In the meantime, though, don't let the lack of feedback this time get you down! You can still offer your feeble effort at tribute! You humble serfs are always welcome to kiss your benevolent leader's ring. Corrupt DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept your bribe to present your meager missives to your wise emperor. The email address to use is [email protected] as the other seems to be having technical problems.

In an another sublime act of truly unprecedented charity, your emperor permits you lowly rabble to suggest topics for a future episode. Thus, petitions may be sent to [email protected] for DiManzocorp interns to review, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that's a promise!

Booklessness? Yes this time around the Producer and the Doctor are both. We do catch up on email and some discussions.

In this SPECIAL BIZZARRO EPISODE - Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell have THEIR OWN GARAGE SALE! Who will visit? Will they get enough money to ORDER A PIZZA? Will the whole thing be brought to a GRINDING HALT by soe sort of SQUIRREL BATTLE/ORGY?! There's only ONE WAY to find out!