We did it! We solved it! Well, mostly solved... Well, maybe solved is kind of a strong word... Okay, fine - we did the bare minimum and deus ex machina’d our way to the finish line. With special guest DM Frank Rodriguez!

Okay, so maybe we don’t read every single rulebook for every single TTRPG - or any rules at all - but that’s besides the point!

Let’s be honest with each other - the chances of finding Shylock Helms and his grandson? Pretty slim at this point. The chances of us surviving whatever poisonous gas making its way into the toy shop? Even moreso. The chances that all this is a convoluted multi-level marketing sales pitch? Surprisingly high! With special guest DM Frank Rodriguez!

Jon makes us play a game called ”Hash-Why” revealing how bad we are at current events.

The Frank Darling Detective Agency continues their investigation into the disappearance of the legendary detective Shylock Helms and Helms’ grandson and the disappearance of Grotank Neeson’s daughter and Grotanks Neeson’s other daughters AND Grotank Neeson’s wife AND the entire team’s lack of employment benefits. With special guest Frank Rodriguez!

Get in, loser - we’re doing your favorite fantasy/sci-fi drug!

None of us can afford therapy, so the next best thing is playing a tabletop game where we’re all dads in a post-apocalyptic wasteland! This better not awaken anything in me... With special guest Mike from 19 Hits the Dragon!

Get ready to be transported to a magical world where you play a card game and then, when you get good enough at that card game, you’re downloaded to a virtual world to play the card game, but you’re not actually playing the card game anymore? Also, Brian has really questionable tastes in Steam games.

Do you like crabs? Do you like trucks? Do you like puns? If you answered yes to any or none of those questions, then this is the episode for you! We’re playing Big Motherf##kin’ Crab Truckers and things get wild, y’all. Buckle up!

What is this? What are we doing here? Why did we make this? All of these are important questions we won’t be answering in the first episode of TWOS Talks. Good luck!