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  • Don't Tell Yourself It's Only Music

    Twostonians 049: Don’t tell yourself it’s only music

    Theme Song: Outkast – Liberation

    00:05 Our most formative musical albums

    05:45 (1995) Bone Thugs N’ Harmony – E. 1999 Eternal
    19:56 (1998) Outkast – Aquemini
    29:20 (1998) Cake – Prolonging the Magic
    43:20 (1999) Mos Def – Black on Both Sides
    53:10 (2000) Blonde Redhead – Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
    1:01:34 (2001) System of a Down – Toxicity
    1:17:30 (2002) Rilo Kiley – The Execution of All Things
    1:26:10 (2003) Explosions in the Sky – The Earth Is not a Cold, Dead Place
    1:35:30 (2004) Animal Collective – Sung Tong
    1:44:00 (2007) Lupe Fiasco – The Cool

    2 hr 1 min
  • RUMBLE TIME

    Twostonians 048 – RUMBLE TIME

    Theme Song: Run The Jewels – Ju$t

    00:30 Terry Crews Update

    02:45 SPOILER ALERT: (rent) Money Plane
    33:05 Sweet Lou breaks quarantine
    37:21 Betting on our NBA finals picks
    42:15 How weird is bubble ball gonna be?
    51:14 Representative Cortez vs some Yoho
    1:00:15 Kanye and talking about mental illness

    1 hr 10 min
  • Celebrity Drag Race

    Twostonians 047: Celebrity Drag Race

    Theme Song: Kanye West - Power

    00:10 Dragging celebrities

    01:40 Kanye West 2020
    11:40 Terry Crews
    18:00 Senator Josh Hawley
    21:00 JK Rowling
    30:30 James Harden
    38:20 Celebrity probably sucks
    43:45 GOAT stfu celebrity?
    46:30 Kweli what are you doing??

    53 min
  • 2020 Midseason Review

    Twostonians 046: 2020 Midseason Review

    Theme Song:  August Burns Red – The Legend of Zelda

    01:27 2020 has too many plotlines

    15:20 Is this just Game of Thrones?
    25:05 Episodes 3-4 reveals the 2020’s big bad
    30:30 Ranking 2020’s villains
    36:40 Racism is Ganondorf
    39:25 Racists’ last stand?
    44:30 Is Gen Z is the protagonist?
    53:00 The Midseason Finale
    1:02:30  Grading the season (so far)
    1:09:30 Finale Predictions

    1 hr 15 min
  • A Civil Rights Reboot

    Twostonians 045 – A Civil Rights Reboot

    Theme Song: Coal Chamber – Sway

    00:01 Joe vs. Health Care

    01:45 Cops are so bad at their jobs
    03:30 The Sixties are BACK
    12:30 #DefundthePolice
    17:30 #Disband the Police
    19:30 Dismantle Capitalism
    23:30 News media moving on already
    26:20 Fuck Drew Brees? (Yes)
    30:55 Say their names
    35:20 Supporting & sustaining the movement
    41:45 The Bad Apples Fallacy
    47:00 Resisting dissipation or cooptation  
    50:30 Trump vs. Biden
    57:00 Civil War II?
    59:55 What if Biden or Trump dies?
    1:08:30 Must follow twitter accounts

    1 hr 21 min
  • The NBA's Sweet Sixteen

    TwoStonians 044: The NBA’s sweet 16

    Theme Song: Hidden Citizens ft. Vo Williams – Rise or Fall

    00:01 Please donate to protestor bail funds

    03:30 NBA return scenarios and season integrity
    14:30 Reseeded 1-16 bracket
    15:00 Mavs vs Clips
    17:00 Celtics vs. 76ers
    23:30 Heat vs. Thunder
    25:00 Bucks vs. Magic
    26:25 Skinny Harden
    30:15 How good are the Nuggets?
    36:15 What it the Lakers weakness?
    37:30 No love for the Raptors?
    40:50 Rockets coaching in 2021
    49:00 Finals Picks
    51:50 UFC Fight Island
    53:30 Underpaying fighters
    56:30 Convincing Joe to watch Tiger King

    1 hr
  • James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon

    Twostonians 043: James Marsden, Civil Rights Icon

    Theme Song: Five Iron Frenzy – Oh, Canada

    00:05 CALL IT A COMBACK

    01:40 Going back to work fears
    22:30 Move to Canada?
    25:00 #worststatepowerrankings covid edition
    27:45 Georgia
    32:00 New York
    34:00 Florida
    36:20 President Pelosi?
    45:55 Americans are suckers
    55:10 Obligatory Massachusetts Shade
    1:02:00 States going bankrupt
    1:07:00 Is this the worst case scenario?
    1:11:00 Remember: hospitals are businesses
    1:19:00 How are you quarantining?
    1:32:00 Dog culture and toxic masculinity

    1 hr 45 min
  • Double Clutch City

    TwoStonians 042: Double Clutch City

    Theme Song: Kathy Mattea – Walking Away a Winner

    00:01 Mental Health Check-in

    06:25 RUDY T. IS A HALL OF FAMER!!
    14:00 Remembering Clutch City
    21:56 Has there been another Hakeem?
    25:43 Did Barkley play in the wrong era?
    29:33 The Rockets would’ve beaten MJ
    31:35 Growing up as Rockets Fans
    36:27 Remembering our fathers
    43:00 Fantasizing about NBA Return Scenarios

    1 hr 1 min
  • Pandemic at the Disco

    TwoStonians 041: Pandemic at the Disco

    Theme Song: System of a Down – Toxicity

    01:11 Corona Challenges

    08:30 When did you realize this shit was real?
    15:04 Feeling optimistic?
    20:10 Patient 31
    23:10 So what are the rules now?
    34:10 Pandemic on Netflix vs. Anti-Vaxxers
    40:25 Evolution is diabolical
    47:00 IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU
    51:35 Nobody really liked Pandemic tho
    59:20 Not bringing up healthcare? Seriously?
    1:06:05 Why are we bringing up religion?
    1:07:30 How many ducks in the world and Alien abductions
    1:13:30 I used to play bass for the Wacky Coroners

    1 hr 18 min
  • #PocketRockets

    TwoStonians 040: #PocketRockets

    Theme Song: Onyx – Slam

    00:43 Give a shit about the Clips’ signings?

    03:06 Pocket Rockets early thoughts
    15:15 Joe misses CP3
    18:30 Revisiting our preseason picks
    26:57 All-Time Small Ball Lineups*
    39:45 Players who would flourish in this era
    45:20 NBA All Star Game reax
    49:10 Embracing being MLB villains

    *Team Roy: Kobe, Barkley, George Gervin, Dr. J, Stockton, Oscar Robertson
    *Team Joe: T-Mac, Pippen, Paul Pierce, D-Wade, Gary Payton, Jerry West
    *Team Jorge: Ray Allen, AI, Reggie Miller, Clyde Drexler, Ginobli, Steve Nash

    1 hr

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