This week we unpack a lot: racist bottle service sign in Philly, getting paid $1,000 to deport yourself, food makes people less racist, basic hygiene rules, getting offended once the world collapses and more!

So much has happened in one week... we discuss cutting your lips off after kissing another man... fighting a gorilla with 100 of your boys... is gossiping a female quality... proposing to a girl who has had bigger dicks than you... and so much more.

Imagine falling in love with the most amazing woman in the world who is gentle, kind, thoughtful, caring, never misses a birthday, always thinking of others and then she demands that you get her a REAL diamond because children must die in order for it to have meaning. We discuss this. 

The most diabolical auditor of internet liars is here... John Dorsey AKA Goob! He came in to help us make fun of the internet's biggest losers.

Faysal Lawrence comes in for some giggle time as we discuss the positives of treating women like property, navigating modern relationships, a few 9/11 jokes and everything in between!

The hottest chick in a handicapped spot... Karlee. She doesn't let her accident stop her from literally sleeping with your dad if you break her heart. We spend an hour asking all the absurd questions, hearing absurd stories and making absurd jokes. 

Sasha Merci is a Dominican comedian, actress and fellow just as miserable as us so it was really nice to just sit down and make fun of living in LA, dating in LA, why NYC is better and 100 different other tangents we go on catching up with her!

He's funny. He's hot. He's Marco DelVecchio. Three sort-of straight white guys break down every relationship issue under the sun... including: is herpes a dealbre

Infamously gay and hilarious... Liam Riley is here. We grill him on everything gay that we haven't covered yet... where does the gay voice come from? Was 9/11 an inside job? Are all buttholes the same?

Joanna Angel is a legend. A Jewish legend. We find out her grandma had beef with Anne Frank. Let's just say it was a silly very Jewish hour.