Unapproachable

The US tried a Proof of Stake approach in Afghanistan, with predictable results.

How to make up for your class privilege by adopting an autistic puppy.

I paid off my student loans.  Like a sucker.

When a Men's Wellness guru tells you to stop masturbating, run for your life.

Inspired but not confined by actual events.  Any similarities to actual people are most likely intentional.

Cassius:  You may wish as you will.  We yet have all the Senate behind us, and all the men of quality.

Mark Antony:  And I have an angry mob... that will roast and eat your "men of quality" in the ashes of the Senate House!

"Rome" (HBO)

Going to a brothel in Frankfurt.

Not-Trump is President.  Driving for a stripper in Nashville.

Why a plus-sized bikini dancing open mic hosted by a retired truck stop hooker is more respectable than improv comedy.

If you're interested the book about Travis is called "A Soldier's Dream." You can get it on Amazon.  I don't know if it's any good, but if it's half as cool as he was it's still better than "Fifty Shades of Gray."

Unapproachable is a virtue.  Don't make it easier for mediocre zombies to insert themselves into your life.  "Look at those assholes.  Ordinary fucking people.  I hate 'em."  -Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Men