Unbalanced Encounters

Unbalanced Encounters

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Unbalanced Encounters episodes

  • The Glimmercliff Caper - Pt 4 - CAR NOISES

    Fuck destiny.

    Time is running out to get the gold. Hags, time cops, and devils close in. Our heroes must act fast to get the gold. Will they succeed?


    P̵̧͔̐͝r̷̞̜̕o̷̢͛̑b̷͎͂ă̷̱̓b̷̼̖́̽ļ̶͐͊y̶̪͑̂ ̷̱͛͝ņ̷̪͗̂o̸̖͋t̶͕͚̓͝.̸̗̾͘͜Maybe?

     

    !! Content Warnings !!

    • 00:02:35 Abduction, drugging, and death threats
    • 00:32:15 Drugged state
    • 00:58:20 Severe bodily harm
    •  

      == CREDITS ==

      Cast:

      • Patrick Perini, GM
      • Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
      • Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
      • TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
      • Emily Greymoore as Monkey
      • Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
      • Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit
      • Crew:

        • Colin Epstein, Producer
        • Emily Greymoore, Producer
        • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
        • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
        • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
        • Sean Shepherd, Composer
        • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
        • Colin Epstein, Writer
        • System:

          • Blades '68 by Evil Hat
          • Follow us on YouTube.

            1 hr 56 min
          • The Glimmercliff Caper - Pt 3 - Chianti is Gone

            We have scheming to do!

            In order to attend the Fireheart Gala unobserved, Chianti Ginny has made a deal with the great train's owner, Maximus Florideous. Will this exchange play out as promised?

            Probably not.

             

            !! Content Warnings !!

            • 00:01:45 Job loss, dishonest business practices
            • 00:16:50 Plotting betrayal
            • 00:23:15 The loneliness of activism
            • 00:24:10 Plotting terrorism
            • 01:27:00 Bombs / terrorism
            •  

              == CREDITS ==

              Cast:

              • Patrick Perini, GM
              • Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
              • Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
              • TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
              • Emily Greymoore as Monkey
              • Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
              • Crew:

                • Colin Epstein, Producer
                • Emily Greymoore, Producer
                • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                • Sean Shepherd, Composer
                • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                • Colin Epstein, Writer
                • System:

                  • Blades '68 by Evil Hat
                  • Follow us on YouTube.

                    1 hr 59 min
                  • The Glimmercliff Caper - Pt 2 - 2D in a Dumbwaiter

                    Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!!

                    Detective Incognatio has Sir Pantaloon pressed — literally — into the shadows of a dumbwaiter. But he's mad one critical error: Sir Pantaloon is not alone. Mr. VV springs into action while Chianti gets the info they need. But will Monkey show up in time?

                    Probably not.

                     

                    !! Content Warnings !!

                    • 00:05:10 Discussion of drugging someone
                    • 00:19:04 Being forgotten/abandoned
                    • 01:53:28 Abduction
                    •  

                      == CREDITS ==

                      Cast:

                      • Patrick Perini, GM
                      • Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
                      • Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
                      • TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
                      • Emily Greymoore as Monkey
                      • Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
                      • Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit
                      • Crew:

                        • Colin Epstein, Producer
                        • Emily Greymoore, Producer
                        • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                        • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                        • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                        • Sean Shepherd, Composer
                        • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                        • Colin Epstein, Writer
                        • System:

                          • Blades '68 by Evil Hat
                          • Follow us on YouTube.

                            1 hr 57 min
                          • The Glimmercliff Caper - Pt 1 - Handful of Sleeping Pills

                            For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live!

                            3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right? 

                            Right?!

                             

                            !! Content Warnings !!

                            • 00:20:55 Physical, emotional abuse by a parent
                            • 00:25:57 Drugging someone's drink
                            •  

                              == CREDITS ==

                              Cast:

                              • Patrick Perini, GM
                              • Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet 
                              • Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
                              • TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
                              • Emily Greymoore as Monkey
                              • Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
                              • Colin Epstein as Derrick
                              • Additional voices: BakedToast, David L. Puga, FrogueLikeStabby, Jadyn Carroll, JustMay, Koji, Laura, Silent Bard, SoupTheSundayBar
                              • Crew:

                                • Colin Epstein, Producer
                                • Emily Greymoore, Producer
                                • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                                • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                                • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                                • Sean Shepherd, Composer
                                • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                                • Colin Epstein, Writer
                                • System:

                                  • Blades '68 by Evil Hat
                                  • Follow us on YouTube.

                                    1 hr 52 min
                                  • The Glimmercliff Caper - Coming Soon

                                    Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel.


                                    Emily Greymoore, TookIGuess, Cleo Birch, and Cinderblocksally are led by GM Patrick Perini in an attempt to steal a (literal) dragon's horde of gold from the vaults of Glimmercliff's premier hotel.

                                    Will they succeed?
                                    Find out soon on Unbalanced Encounters.

                                    2 min
                                  • Upcoming Arcs - 2026

                                    In which, Patrick yaps about what's coming next and the short little break we'll be taking before season 2, arc 2.

                                    2 min
                                  • The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 12 - Dragons Along the Way

                                    You will never find her.

                                    Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact?

                                    No.

                                     

                                    !! Content Warnings !!

                                    • 00:03:00 Casual killing
                                    • 00:14:30 Gore/violence
                                    • 00:55:20 Government intimidation
                                    •  

                                      == CREDITS ==

                                      Cast:

                                      • Patrick Perini, GM
                                      • Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
                                      • Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
                                      • Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
                                      • Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
                                      • Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
                                      • Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
                                      • Crew:

                                        • Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
                                        • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                                        • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                                        • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                                        • Sayer Roberts, Composer
                                        • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                                        • Colin Epstein, Writer
                                        • System:

                                          • Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
                                          • Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

                                            1 hr 58 min
                                          • The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 11 - All According to Plan

                                            What have you gotten us into? This is your fault.

                                            A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate?

                                            Probably not.

                                             

                                            !! Content Warnings !!

                                            • 00:00:38 Alcoholism
                                            • 00:25:45 Evidence of violent death
                                            • 00:59:05 Propaganda, implication of state violence
                                            • 01:21:17 Gore/violence
                                            •  

                                              == CREDITS ==

                                              Cast:

                                              • Patrick Perini, GM
                                              • Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
                                              • Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
                                              • Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
                                              • Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
                                              • Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
                                              • Crew:

                                                • Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
                                                • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                                                • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                                                • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                                                • Sayer Roberts, Composer
                                                • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                                                • Colin Epstein, Writer
                                                • System:

                                                  • Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
                                                  • Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

                                                    1 hr 53 min
                                                  • The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 10 - Ended in Fireworks

                                                    I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration?

                                                    Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen?

                                                    Probably not.

                                                     

                                                    !! Content Warnings !!

                                                    • 00:35:15 Extractive/predatory business practices
                                                    • 00:42:25 Mention of suicide
                                                    • 00:56:15Exploitative business practices
                                                    • 01:43:40 Explosions
                                                    •  

                                                      == CREDITS ==

                                                      Cast:

                                                      • Patrick Perini, GM
                                                      • Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
                                                      • Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
                                                      • Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
                                                      • Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
                                                      • Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
                                                      • Crew:

                                                        • Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
                                                        • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                                                        • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                                                        • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                                                        • Sayer Roberts, Composer
                                                        • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                                                        • Colin Epstein, Writer
                                                        • System:

                                                          • Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
                                                          • Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

                                                            1 hr 47 min
                                                          • The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 9 - The Worst Rainbow Road

                                                            Just a little girl with grand designs…

                                                            Kobolds and mine carts and trolls! Our heroes find themselves in over their upside-down heads as they plummet deeper into the lair. Separated and forlorn, will they find their way safely back together?

                                                            Probably not.

                                                             

                                                            !! Content Warnings !!

                                                            • 00:00:05 Parental neglect
                                                            • 00:04:55 Child labor, lost child
                                                            • 00:07:35 Parental neglect
                                                            • 00:15:08 Grave injury, panic
                                                            • 00:24:45 Murder of a captive
                                                            • 00:52:40 Lost/alone underground
                                                            • 00:54:05 Self-loathing
                                                            •  

                                                              == CREDITS ==

                                                              Cast:

                                                              • Patrick Perini, GM
                                                              • Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
                                                              • Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
                                                              • Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
                                                              • Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
                                                              • Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
                                                              • Crew:

                                                                • Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
                                                                • Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
                                                                • Renee Juneau, Chronicler
                                                                • Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
                                                                • Sayer Roberts, Composer
                                                                • Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
                                                                • Colin Epstein, Writer
                                                                • System:

                                                                  • Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
                                                                  • Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

                                                                    1 hr 56 min

                                                                  About Unbalanced Encounters

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                                                                  In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. And this rush has made prospector-adventuring parties commonplace. From the many calls to plunder…