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Fuck destiny.
Time is running out to get the gold. Hags, time cops, and devils close in. Our heroes must act fast to get the gold. Will they succeed?
P̵̧͔̐͝r̷̞̜̕o̷̢͛̑b̷͎͂ă̷̱̓b̷̼̖́̽ļ̶͐͊y̶̪͑̂ ̷̱͛͝ņ̷̪͗̂o̸̖͋t̶͕͚̓͝.̸̗̾͘͜Maybe?
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We have scheming to do!
In order to attend the Fireheart Gala unobserved, Chianti Ginny has made a deal with the great train's owner, Maximus Florideous. Will this exchange play out as promised?
Probably not.
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Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!!
Detective Incognatio has Sir Pantaloon pressed — literally — into the shadows of a dumbwaiter. But he's mad one critical error: Sir Pantaloon is not alone. Mr. VV springs into action while Chianti gets the info they need. But will Monkey show up in time?
Probably not.
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For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live!
3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right?
Right?!
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Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel.
In which, Patrick yaps about what's coming next and the short little break we'll be taking before season 2, arc 2.
You will never find her.
Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact?
No.
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What have you gotten us into? This is your fault.
A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate?
Probably not.
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I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration?
Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen?
Probably not.
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Just a little girl with grand designs…
Kobolds and mine carts and trolls! Our heroes find themselves in over their upside-down heads as they plummet deeper into the lair. Separated and forlorn, will they find their way safely back together?
Probably not.
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From the publisher's feed
In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. And this rush has made prospector-adventuring parties commonplace. From the many calls to plunder…