Unbalanced Encounters

By Unbalanced Encounters

In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. And this rush has made prospector-adventuring parties commonplace. From the many calls to plunder

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June 02, 2026The Glimmercliff Caper - Pt 1 - Handful of Sleeping Pills
For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live!
3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right?
Right?!

!! Content Warnings !!
00:20:55 Physical, emotional abuse by a parent
00:25:57 Drugging someone's drink

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet
Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon
TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent
Emily Greymoore as Monkey
Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch
Colin Epstein as Derrick
Additional voices: BakedToast, David L. Puga, FrogueLikeStabby, Jadyn Carroll, JustMay, Koji, Laura, Silent Bard, SoupTheSundayBar
Crew:
Colin Epstein, Producer
Emily Greymoore, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sean Shepherd, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Blades '68 by Evil Hat
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1h 52min
May 19, 2026 The Glimmercliff Caper - Coming Soon
Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel.

Emily Greymoore, TookIGuess, Cleo Birch, and Cinderblocksally are led by GM Patrick Perini in an attempt to steal a (literal) dragon's horde of gold from the vaults of Glimmercliff's premier hotel.

Will they succeed?
Find out soon on Unbalanced Encounters.
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2min
April 14, 2026 Upcoming Arcs - 2026
In which, Patrick yaps about what's coming next and the short little break we'll be taking before season 2, arc 2.
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2min
March 31, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 12 - Dragons Along the Way
You will never find her.
Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact?
No.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:03:00 Casual killing
00:14:30 Gore/violence
00:55:20 Government intimidation

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 58min
March 17, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 11 - All According to Plan
What have you gotten us into? This is your fault.
A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:00:38 Alcoholism
00:25:45 Evidence of violent death
00:59:05 Propaganda, implication of state violence
01:21:17 Gore/violence

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 53min
March 03, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 10 - Ended in Fireworks
I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration?
Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:35:15 Extractive/predatory business practices
00:42:25 Mention of suicide
00:56:15Exploitative business practices
01:43:40 Explosions

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 47min
February 17, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 9 - The Worst Rainbow Road
Just a little girl with grand designs…
Kobolds and mine carts and trolls! Our heroes find themselves in over their upside-down heads as they plummet deeper into the lair. Separated and forlorn, will they find their way safely back together?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:00:05 Parental neglect
00:04:55 Child labor, lost child
00:07:35 Parental neglect
00:15:08 Grave injury, panic
00:24:45 Murder of a captive
00:52:40 Lost/alone underground
00:54:05 Self-loathing

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 56min
February 03, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 8 - Paparazzi!
You do that again and I will send you off into the abyss with that harpoon.
Back into the lair, the party is waylaid by bulettes, perytons, and something even more sinister: incompetence. Will they win their race against The John Johnson?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:57:10 Parental neglect
01:02:50 Abduction
01:16:00 Depictions of gore

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 52min
January 20, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 7 - Flood in the Basement
I didn’t expect to many convoluted connections. I just thought we were gonna go adventuring.
After a cataclysmic flood, our heroes have to reckon with what’s really important to them. Honor. Gold. Drugs. Will this adventure give them what they want?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:33:55 Physical intimidation
00:40:55 Gaslighting. Physical abuse. Sexism
01:30:35 Deceptive/coercive contracts

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 45min
January 06, 2026The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 6 - Doing Drugs
All I wanted was for someone to care. The only people who ever did were paid to.
Magic items. Level ups. New legend. Our heroes return triumphant from the lair and immediately prepare for the next leg of our adventure. Will they stay sober for the duration?
Probably not.

!! Content Warnings !!
00:16:50 Peer pressure (drugs)
00:54:45 Memory loss (drugs)
00:58:45 Parental neglect mentioned
01:31:15 Depictions of self-harm
01:35:25 Loss of self-governance
01:42:00 Natural disaster aftermath

== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1h 47min

FAQs about Unbalanced Encounters:

How many episodes does Unbalanced Encounters have?

The podcast currently has 101 episodes available.