We learn some Brown Family game show lore, discuss Kody's virginity, I complain a lot about the weather and then I say some controversial stuff about Christine (...again)

I judge Robyn and her kid's sartorial choices again, Kody laments not seeing Meri's ta-tas, and Christine compares David to Kody for the 10 billionth time

Meri gets a lil nasty and pisses me off, Robyn gets a lightning bolt through her body, and Christine has an engagement party in a fast casual taco joint

This week we discuss Christine's various private parts, meet two uniquely named former polygamists, and have a strange conversation in the Haunted Mansion

Coyote Pass finally gets paid for, Meri plays the game with Kody, and Maddie does the Harlem Shake (sorta?)

Meri has the best anniversary ever, Janelle turns her back on the Toyota corporation, and Robyn travels back in time to 1998 to steal from my Aunt Wendy

Christine tours her new house with Ysabel, Robyn protects her kids from "The 'M' Word", and David is shocked that Mykelti and Tony managed to clean their house 

Janelle tells Kody she wants her money, Paedon calls David "Richard" and Meri and Christine share a nice moment

Christine and her new man cannot keep their hands off of each other, while Kody wears his signature gloves to help Meri pack up the worst couch we've ever seen into a trailer. And that's literally all that happens in this episode!