I explain my unexpected and unannounced summer hiatus and then regale you with the tale of meeting Christine

The Browns have some rules for the kids and their associates, Maddie calls Robyn out for her promiscuity, and Robyn refuses to get a job, even when one is literally handed to her

Kody announces the big news, Christine is afraid of leading the children to the sharks, and Robyn's got concerns about their neurodevelopment

We finally reach the end of the road! Kody refuses to reveal details of his premarital dalliances, David makes a great point about polygamy, and Janelle makes sure we all know she's an Earth Mama who loves food, wine and sex

Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah

Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn

I ramble a ton because I think I forgot how to do a podcast after 3 weeks, Kody mistakes Batman Begins for The Dark Knight, and Meri demonstrates what a woman in therapy looks like

A quick note

Meri and Janelle refuse to hug, poor Truely doesn't want to watch Christine pretend to be a stripper, and we get a good view of the top of Kody's head

We're back in (sorta) present day! Janelle checks out the trees she spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on, Meri finally realizes Robyn is not her friend, and I ramble on about how I don't understand baptisms