Kody forgets he's the father to Christine's kids, Janelle thinks a janky tree propped up against the side of Maddie's house is a symbol for her future and Robyn gives a tearful goodbye to The Haunted Mansion

Mykelti almost get sucked up into a twister, Kody gets himself a new delicious dining room, and Meri has a painting party with a bunch of horndogs

David makes me legit LOL, Meri claims to be hilarious, and Robyn pretends she doesn't want to move into a mega-mansion. Plus, another terrible Special Forces recap!

Our favorite lunatics are back! Meri gets ready for speed dating, Janelle wears the label of Witch proudly, and Kody and Robyn make us all squirm with discomfort as they make sex jokes. Plus I do a terrible job of recapping Kody's first episode of Special Forces!

I explain my unexpected and unannounced summer hiatus and then regale you with the tale of meeting Christine

The Browns have some rules for the kids and their associates, Maddie calls Robyn out for her promiscuity, and Robyn refuses to get a job, even when one is literally handed to her

Kody announces the big news, Christine is afraid of leading the children to the sharks, and Robyn's got concerns about their neurodevelopment

We finally reach the end of the road! Kody refuses to reveal details of his premarital dalliances, David makes a great point about polygamy, and Janelle makes sure we all know she's an Earth Mama who loves food, wine and sex

Kody claims poor Ariella has no one to pay for her college, we listen to a lot of gross kissing sounds, and I wonder just what the hell is going on in the state of Utah

Kody has a hair on his jacket and then has a staring contest with Suki, I wonder if Christine has actually moved on, and Janelle speaks for us all when she says she simply doesn't like Kody and Robyn