Unbecoming Sister Wives

We open this new era by talking about Coyote Pass for the ninth straight season, making vague statements about each other, and hemming and hawing about being in the same room for a few hours. Great sign for the future of this show!

So what now?

In the final episode of Season 20, Kody yells about Meri getting catfished, Robyn says she doesn't owe anyone an apology, and Suki fails us one final time

Kody thinks David doesn't know jack sh*t and his info all comes from polygamous construction workers, Janelle continues to be weird about her relationship with Kody, and Meri gets honest with us about her feelings regarding the sister-in-law to sister wife pipeline​

Robyn and Kody talk in circles while directly contradicting each other but also insisting they are embodiment of honesty, Janelle insists there was no backdoor deal, and David gets all riled up

Kody points his finger at Janelle, who points her finger at Kody, while Meri points two fingers at both of them, as Robyn points her fingers wherever she can. Also Christine is there.

Kody gives the stupidest apology yet, Janelle experiences sweet release, and Meri shows feet on her date with Ron 

Meri and David refuse to let Kody off the hook, Robyn makes me laugh out loud at her audacity, and Christine decides to get literal in the basement

Kody and Robyn have a garage full of garbage, Ron cooks eggs, and Christine and David suck down some beers before another stop on Kody's apology tour

Kody manipulates Janelle to a degree I no longer thought capable, Meri refuses to mingle at a singles mingle and claims it's her right to do so, and Christine...plays pickleball ​