This week we ask the BIG questions like "Why J.K. Rowling??? Why!?!?!?", "Whats the cragaliest state capitol", "What's the intro to this podcast?", "Why are you listening to this?", and "Are We Haunted by a Bird?" The answer to those questions are idk, Hawaii?, "hello everyone welcome to unchecked hooliganery...", "you haven't heard of Ghost Landscapes", and yes.

Joyce and Lucas are back for the second season of the c̶r̶i̶t̶i̶c̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶c̶c̶l̶a̶i̶m̶e̶d̶  show. Come hang out as they discuss devious orchid salesmen, cow mugs, Lucas' horrible shower, Joyce's amazing kettle, tall apartments, and toad juice. We're glad to be back and harass our local Papa Johns! *Please excuse some audio issues we were having this week*

Joyce and Lucas get absolutely bodied by Cats. This is kinda a review but more us expressing true despair. We discuss toes, Gumby cats, cock-a-roches copy-paste, the furry community, and plan our next guest (James Cordon??? Contact us). Wowza you should watch this maybe on a discount.

Joyce and Lucas actually have a topic this week!!! Tunnel Bob lurks beneath your feet. This is a warning. Joyce runs for tunnel principal, and Lucas should spend more time on homework instead of looking up info for this podcast. Also fish fights.

This week Lucas Chini and his temporary co-host Shaals discuss being back, potatoes, sledding, our connection with Tommy Wiseau, Shaals' prophecy about Australia, how riding a shark is difficult, and much more. Dats right we back. Now accepting entries to win a copy of NBA 2K14.

That's right its vampire week, are you ready? Joyce and Lucas discuss libraries, art museums, dinner XL, the grand milk lie we've all been told, KOMBUCHA, the nature of liquids, and we get an extra special reoccurring guest on to talk about the defecation station and how it relates to the identity of America. Yes you read that right.

Joyce and Lucas discuss test strategies, crab rights, and MEETING AN ALCHEMIST. If you listen to only one episode of our podcast for some heinous reason, make it this one. Later, our guest and Joyce's across-the-hall neighbour, Emily, discusses fish circuses, illegal gardening, and the transformative power of rogue crocheting. 

Joyce and Lucas discuss math, how snow is kinda cold, that there's a fish bastard out there somewhere, snowball trauma, troll 2, and cute cute robots! This one has big morning vibes, so get a cup of coffee and don't think too hard about the reason for theme music existing.

Joyce, Lucas, and their guest Anna Brookens discuss going home, spooky season, gourds, the movie "Joyce knife-hands", and we start our war against the radio waves. Wow, did we get serious there for a minute? Nah, fight the fish win the hole!

Joyce and Lucas talk about that gunky gunky fridge, Joyce's physics teacher, the Leopold shack, how to play board games incorrectly, and more. This one's kinda a doozy, so buckle up chucklefucks.