In this update, we’re told that Buzz is celebrating another bar mitzvah—partly for the bagels and partly due to a recent remarriage. He details a new romance connected to the Golden Corral ball pit, reflects on past relationships involving scouts and horses, and notes lingering disappointment after his pouch shrank. Plans are underway to “swap genitals” with Uncle Brichard so he can travel to Vietnam and make it back in time for Jury duty—all delivered monotonously in this densely packed voicemail.