This quick update for Michael is regarding Peggy’s recent medical situation. After a visit to the doctor, she is asked to return due to complications of her genitalia, which was “swollen shut” upon her initial examination. While the doc attributes the issue to excessive viewing of Sex and the City, the narrator suggests a more practical explanation involving hygiene.

While enjoying a couple of Barnyard Busters at Ruby Tuesday’s with a dear friend, Buzz, an unexpected scrotal detachment interrupts the evening and forces a quick emergency trip to Ace Hardware. With just a Phillips head screwdrivers and soldering iron, they manage to reattach the situation before the doctor says it would have been too late to properly enjoy their busters for supper. After the improvised repair, they rush back to the restaurant to resume their meal and continue exploring the restaurant’s unusual dessert entrée system, hoping to catch up with Kelsey soon.

A late-night message to Mary Lou takes a hard left into Buzz’s latest emergency: middle-of-the-night dribbles followed by a consequential Walgreens pants run, a bath, and the lingering aftermath for Jim and Peggy to wipe clean. Equal parts concern, confusion, feces, and newfound concerns for Buzz’s recently-announced drinking habit.

While recovering from flu-like symptoms at home, an unsuccessful attempt to treat the illness by running vinegar down his nose is made per Peggy's suggestion. Plans for supper are still underway, with Alex preparing steak kebabs while the narrator heads out to grab burgers and apple pies. Buzz has just returned from a vacation with his new girlfriend Dribble, and the evening may include visits from Uncle Rolf and Buzz’s uncle Borble. Hoping not to spread the flu, the gathering may remain small, but who cares? The narrator notes that the episode is a fairly boring podblast but promises something “a little more buzzy” soon, ending with a request for prayers and a warm sign-off.

Plans for another birthday party are underway before Buzz heads to Tennessee for the week, featuring hot dogs dipped in milk, a possible wedding to one of three girlfriends, and hopes that Mary Lou will cater the potluck— or at least call back one of these days.

Peggy considers donating her bosom within the family, offers up a yard of dark burnt gray hair, and Buzz joins the NRA while they quietly hire help for ongoing pant-splatting cleanup.

In this brief voicemail, Jeremy is told that it's about time they return his sack of potatoes after holding onto them for several months. The narrator offers to drop them off before Peggy throws them away. While sorting through the bag, they discover at least one spoiled potato and possibly a couple of sweet potatoes. During the inspection, Buzz runs around inside the stash and nearly pops his scrotum off, prompting concern. The message ends with a polite request for Jeremy to call back and a warm sign-off.

During a half-birthday celebration at Shoney’s, Buzz bites into a porcelain apple and cracks his teeth. Shoney attempts first aid, but Buzz is rushed to the emergency room where every tooth gets pulled.

This imminent update starts off at Buzz’s surprise birthday party blowout, which concluded with a loud testicular incident and a confused bit of Buzz. Meanwhile in local news, as a nearby Burger King announces its upcoming closure, the community responds with compassion and a whopping appetite by organizing a fundraiser to keep the local monarchy from going under.

In this update, we’re told that Buzz is celebrating another bar mitzvah—partly for the bagels and partly due to a recent remarriage. He details a new romance connected to the Golden Corral ball pit, reflects on past relationships involving scouts and horses, and notes lingering disappointment after his pouch shrank. Plans are underway to “swap genitals” with Uncle Brichard so he can travel to Vietnam and make it back in time for Jury duty—all delivered monotonously in this densely packed voicemail.