In this brief check-in, Mary Lou gets word that the Duck Man has officially won the presidential election, with speculation of a whacky next couple of years. Meanwhile, Buzz is hopeful that Mary Lou may be willing to help him tweak his online blog.

Stranded at Walgreens with stomach pain and no Pepto-Bismol, he explains that Buzz is running a fundraiser while suffering from little man syndrome, a swollen pouch underside, and a pouch eighteen times normal size.

Peggy’s Menophase sends their bedroom routine into chaos while he seeks a full-time type of home helper. Meanwhile, Buzz falls off a statue playing snowball and his satchel pops off, loses multiple girls, and begins pretending to date a horse.

After a night of getting all liquored-up and a game of Mother May I, poor Buzz’s “pouch” pops off again, leaving him with greenish-hued genitals and orange-styled hair, and prompting yet another round of prayers and movie plans.

A big announcement—the grand opening of the Foundation for a Better Buzz after his latest scrotal episode, offering donor rewards like a visor that says “I Helpped My Buddy Buzz” and wristbands declaring “I Beat Scrotal Cancer.”

Peggy’s got a full-size summer sausage lodged in her toilet, a little boy’s pouch is being sold as a goldfish at PetSmart, and Buzz found frozen in the snow after slipping on a banana peel during sausage dancing with hookers.

Buzz gets an inked picture on his lower left buttock while Johnny’s Ice Cream raises money for “little boys who have lost their pouches,” and Biblo loses both his head and nose in a Star Wars–related domestic incident.

They’re celebrating his one-year anniversary of not chewing bubble gum by taking him sausage dancing at Applebee’s, while he deals with an exposed “outer strudel lining” that needs sunlight and a little emotional support.

He wakes up “laying erect,” reflects on his web-design journey through JavaScript 5 and CSS4, and has him spit out phrases for translation before planning trips to Roadhouse Burgerio and Tacos, Tacos, Tacos.

He attempts to start an educational marmalade segment while Buzz is in the bathroom “pushing one out,” eventually returning only to run off again mid-episode. Plans for board-game night, Peggy’s extreme-sexual gathering, and Carol’s birthday dinner round out the chaos.