In this neighborhood-wide update, a rough week involving a prayer chain for a serious rash, emotional support for a local spelling-bee contestant with only one testicle, and growing concern over pubic bloating and breathing issues.

In a voicemail to Zano Turningpit, Zano is asked if he would escort Buzz to the winter ball for his first public appearance since the reattachment surgery, following a Christmas Eve incident involving a tractor plowman, a runaway scrotum, and a Santa who stepped on it.

After a night of hacky sack causes his sack to pop off again, doctors suggest a new Velcro-based detachable system while they still try to make it to Easter potluck in Pickerington

A breakfast invite turns into a full medical and social status report: Buzz is out of the hospital after a “reattachment surgery,” his pouch is improving, and he’s ready to celebrate—preferably with dancing, karaoke, and (for reasons no one can fully explain) a ball pit.

Calling Kelsey from PetSmart to tell her they have her gerbil Peter’s favorite food. In addition, he’s considering buying some goldfish and potentially a few doggy beds like the ones she and Buzz used to sleep on.

Between dropping off push pops, planning for an underwater dress-as-you-go party, and Buzz’s “reconditional camp”, this episode is jam packed with fun-filled stories and circumstances exclusively for your listening pleasure.

In this brief check-in, Mary Lou gets word that the Duck Man has officially won the presidential election, with speculation of a whacky next couple of years. Meanwhile, Buzz is hopeful that Mary Lou may be willing to help him tweak his online blog.

Stranded at Walgreens with stomach pain and no Pepto-Bismol, he explains that Buzz is running a fundraiser while suffering from little man syndrome, a swollen pouch underside, and a pouch eighteen times normal size.

Peggy’s Menophase sends their bedroom routine into chaos while he seeks a full-time type of home helper. Meanwhile, Buzz falls off a statue playing snowball and his satchel pops off, loses multiple girls, and begins pretending to date a horse.

After a night of getting all liquored-up and a game of Mother May I, poor Buzz’s “pouch” pops off again, leaving him with greenish-hued genitals and orange-styled hair, and prompting yet another round of prayers and movie plans.