Uncle Jase’s Silly Stories for Kids

Today’s story is embracing the sunset instead of avoiding it. Because even when the sun goes down, you might find something just as special shining some light on the evening. So put on your dancing shoes, or better yet, put your bare feet in the grass, and join in for The Firefly Dance.

If the Earth is spinning, why don’t we get dizzy? If you’re looking for a scientific deep dive into astronomy, you are in the wrong place. But if you want a silly story about a little girl racing around the world trying to keep up with the sun, then you’re in luck!

Get ready for the silliest story I’ve ever written! Well maybe not the silliest, but it’s definitely the longest. And it’s true! At least partially. It happened a long time ago and my memory is a little fuzzy. Enjoy this treat for your ears… and funny bone!

I’m usually a big fan of sharing: toys, ice cream, homework answers. But when it comes to the vegetables in my garden, I can be pretty selfish. And it doesn’t matter how cute or not cuddly the animal is that wants a little snack. See who tries to make themselves at home in this silly story: Stay Out of My Garden.

Everybody loves pizza. Or do they? What about birthdays? Or puppies? The answers might surprise you in this silly song with an even sillier audience. Make sure to listen to the end, because things might get a little weird.

Do you like potatoes? If you do, then I bet you’ll love this silly story, The Potato Fairy. And if you don’t like potatoes? Well I definitely have some questions for you, but hopefully you’ll still like it anyway. Now excuse me while I go fix some french fries.

Grab a friend and get ready to dance to this silly song! There might just be a surprise at the end…

I asked for limericks and you answered! I hope you enjoy these listener limericks as much as I did!

I can’t get enough of silly animal stories so here is a collection of animal limericks to hopefully tickle your funny (dog) bone. There may be an extra story about the wildest animals of all - kids!

Today’s story is a little sweet and a lot silly. It’s about trying to be the best version of yourself, and how that might not look exactly like what you might expect. It’s not about burping, I promise.