Hotblack DeSoto legacy by Uncle Reg

Zebra hunters by Uncle Reg

Hobbyhorse by Uncle Reg

Scourie by Euan n Zebra Hunters by Uncle Reg

One bud of this plant will drop a horse stone dead......

Goldside by Uncle Reg

Furnace .... a villlage on Loch Fyne

Ether Fountains by Uncle Reg

Rain Birds by Uncle Reg

The Lazy Gun ... anything but ..a weapon that is probably from another dimension. Which goes nowhere to explain the fact that it decides itself a fitting/ironic and often hilarious death for it's bearer's target.

Indeed if all three criteria were met then all the better for it.

It also weighs exactly three times it's own weight when turned upside down .

All Ian M Banks.... but..

check the zap gun by PKDick ...

but they both endowed weapons/machines with ,,,, well ... some kinda agenda fuck ...