Who let John have a bell!? John claims that the end is "neigh", but this isn't Jane's first rodeo. John reads a story about someone doesn't get company all that often. 

This episode was recorded on several different devices, as such the quality may change part of the way through. Apologies for the inconvenience.

Today's Story is Foraging by George Plank

Content Warnings:

Annoying/ Persistent/ Sudden sounds

Arguing

People talking over each other

Vocal Distortion

Body Manipulation

Medical Depictions

Cannibalism

Chain Bondage

Things are heating up in the Uncommon Commons. While John tries to make his algebra teacher proud Jane reads a story about a guy who learns  how to make new friends. 

Today's story is Hello World by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode:

Restructuring is hard to do. Isn't there an easier way? Luckily ALMA is there, and she can't wait to meet you. 

Today's Story: ALMA, Tell Us by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode: 

Soon the weather will be warming up and it'll be time for spring restructuring. John and Jane get a head start on doing just that. 

Today's story is Legroom by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings for this episode:

John is just chilling out in his room when Jane decides to pay him a visit. Will he be able to keep his cool through a brand new story? Only one way to find out. 

Today's story is Pressed for Time by George Plank

Content Warnings:

irritating/ loud/ persistent sounds

Second Person perspective

Claustrophobia 

Elevators

Refrigerators

Statistics

Personal injury

Being trapped

Campfires are best enjoyed in the great outdoors, but when there are no outdoors to speak of John makes do. Jane learns about regional differences in trail mix.

Today's story is Reflections by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode:

SUICIDE

Capgras Syndrome

Fire

Violence

Suggestive Dialogue

Water/Drowning

Dopplegangers

GORP

Jane just wants to read her story for the week, but that song coming from the music box is just so catchy. Jane will have to figure out some way to get John to stop singing if she wants any peace and quiet ever again. 

Today's story is Tarnish, written by Alex Vitale

Content Warnings

Persistant/ annoying sounds

Off key/ unsettling music/lyrics

Mirrors

Allusions to self harm

Music Box tune is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCKJpY7DS4

John finds himself entranced by the sounds coming from a music box and reads a story about someone with an unusual collection. 

Today's Story is Bean Bag Bear by George Plank

Content Warnings for this episode: 

Sudden/Loud/Persistent Noises

Music Boxes

Demonic Imagery

Dolls

Uncanny Valley

Automatonophobia

Blood

Body Horror

Dismemberment

Distorted Audio

Mention of Charles Manson

Charlie McCarthy Ventrilloquist Dummies

Live Streamers

Music Box tune is 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCKJpY7DS4