Happy love day, Couthless Nation! It’s Valentine’s Day weekend and your favorite girls are here to profess their love for the most consistent companion there is, reality TV! This week the girls are catching up on all things pop culture including the superbowl halftime show (be our valentine Bad Bunny), Karen Huger’s RHOP tell all, Summer House, Southern Charm, and of course… The Traitors (said in Maura Higgins accent). Wishing you a weekend full of love, laughter, and plenty of uncouth behavior.

First things first, your favorite girls are sorry for their unplanned leave of absence. Sabbatical if you will. But if you too have felt as though you’ve lived numerous lives since the end of 2025, you’re not alone. Nevertheless, Esci and Amy are back, they’re not better than ever, but life is a journey, and through every step, we’ll always have reality television. This week the girls are sharing their thoughts on the Real Housewives of Potomac, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Summer House news, and of course The Traitors. Tune in for a long awaited dose of Uncouth Behavior!

YOUR FAVORITE GIRLS ARE BACK BABY!! And they missed you! After surviving extreme elements, holiday travel, and training schedules, Esci and Amy return with life updates, takes on gambling, and deep pop culture references. MADISON….MADISON!!! So grab your favorite (Boston) tea and get ready to say TOO-DA-LOO to another Todd. Also, let the girls know if you know what the title is referring to for a prize!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Hopefully you are getting into the holiday spirit. Whether you are traveling to see family via train, plane, automobile or all three, just know we are thankful for you Couthless Nation!!! Friendly reminder to just do your best, to try and believe in love, and to never scoff at a loved one!

Hater Nation, wait, no, Couthless Nation, stand up! Welcome back to another week in Loonyville, where the girls bravely unpack the eternal rivalries shaping our society: Virginia vs. Maryland, Renting vs. Owning, Tyra Banks vs. Entering Heaven, and of course… Housewives vs. Expectations. They even attempt the community building exercise of saying three nice things about Ashley Darby (pray for them). Also, let them know your thoughts on choreographed entrances at weddings. Embrace the chaos (and the hate) and don’t forget to text Jordan at 21523 every Tuesday!

On this episode of Uncouth Behavior, Esci makes a discovery: Flavor Flav, newest guest host of DWTS, dated the incomparable Tiffany “New York” Pollard on Flavor of Love. Chaos, nostalgia, and confusion ensue. The girls dive into meet-cutes, being partially right but never wrong, and the dry humor of German husbands while breaking down this week’s shows. If you’re someone who fully commits to a party theme, casually drops a stack at the local Caribbean market, and cares absolutely zero about Chris Samuels’s dating life, this episode is for you. Tune in and don’t forget to vote: Which Shonda Rhimes series is your favorite?

Spooky season is over and your favorite Katseye member and World Cup Star are teaming up to discuss the differences between a trip and a vacation; the dilemma of straight, blonde hair; the perks of living in Chicago; and the perfection that is Stacey Rusch. Also, the fact that everyone who is ANYONE loves the housewives. So curl up with a New York slice or a tub of Garrett’s and find out why Tia Glover should write a parenting book and why Heather Gay is the white girl of the month that we do every once in a while!

Couthless Nation, we need you! Block Escadar on Instagram so OUR Esci can reclaim her rightful title as the tri-syllabic, stunning, talented, WAG mogul that she is! This week, the girls are providing their hottest takes about horse race culture, bridesmaids, crop dusting, genuine friendships, the musical genius of Wicked, and yet again (much to their chagrin)… people named Todd (and Greg)!

The girls are back (and a little late) after experiencing much travel and mayhem, so they’ll just leave you with this: “She's bananas and her antics are harmless.” Listen to this week’s episode of Uncouth Behavior to find out the cultural significance of this quote and more!

Picture this, two hilarious (and stunning) girls from Colorado reconnect after many years apart to discuss public health, only to find out that they both share a love for Bravo. On a divinely appointed whim they decide that the world shan’t keep turning unless they begin a podcast for semi-serious people who love deeply unserious TV. And now? They’re on Episode 20! Yeah that’s right, the girls are in the 1% and are here to celebrate their heroic achievement with hot takes on Korean Day Spas, Disney’s marketing, Haitian Morticians, and the untimely arrest of the Osefos. Here’s to being funny without being mean! Now go enjoy a Fall Festival near you!