Spelling the site domain

Married to a celebrity

The closer you get to celebritydom

The closer you get to dumpsterdom

You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track

The swag t-shirt

You dumpster times are gaining

Wearing someone else's pants

My China business will crush

I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale

It is the time I live for

It's my Super Bowl

On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale

That makes no sense

The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper

Sure, make sure to wear your spanks

China is heavy and fragile

I can't move quickly with it

You should hire some mercenaries

People that humped through jungles

Maybe get a donkey

Waiting outside a recruiting office

How about one night son?

Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together

One mission, son . . . make me money

I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent

Finding a tic free tent

I won't sleep

You are risking your life

My industry is no different than any other on the planet

Why aren't you working a real job?

Devoting time to this

I just tell people I'm retired

What do you do?

Just try to stay busy

That's what retired people say

I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class

I am exhausted

It's a junkapalooza

Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this?

He calls me his friend

I come to Goodwill to look at the people

He comes to talk with his friends

I then run away and do a lap

Working the resale shop

I've got a route that I develop

It's really a system for wealth creation

People with clean cars have disorders

Sweep up the donut bits

They probably don't go to drive-thru's

I need a completely rubberized car

You should make your own car

We'll get you a kit