This is C which means it's a Friday

Listen to you Mr B

You did the nerd voice

Take what you want and enjoy

No child wants to be spoken to you like this

I will leave no child behind

Comedy Fail

Yeah, I messed it up

You could have nailed it

I was flowing but the red light came on

Red light meaning?

Get off stage!

I ran off before I finished the joke

They are my frienemies

You had frienemies Mr B

Sure the girls from other small towns

I drove my red Monte Carlo

Red vinyl seats

Red dash

I should have named it passion

Taking them to talk in the country

Yellow and blue makes me and you

Skanks do not count as frienemies

Frienemies are the girls you take to the county fair

Drumsticks for Christmas