Triendl and Yamachan are MVP's on this status quo-upending, New Years Episode 12 of Terrace House Opening New Doors. Topics worthy of spontaneous applause include: World Cup soccer, Instagram power rankings, more Fashionable Fashions, and camp memories.

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"Won't Stop" and "House Party" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

"The Cutting Edge 4: Best Skating Date Ever" tonight after "Who's Line" on Episode 11 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Topics you claim to not like and then like include: a produce report, open windows, Fashionable Fashions, and fixing the Bachelorette.

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"House Party" and "Won't Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

Look who is coming for Christmas on Episode 10 lords a-leaping of Terrace House: Opening New Doors! Conversation topics on your Christmas Eve date in June include: new roomies, a holiday memory, breakfast power rankings, and of course SEINA.

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"House Party" and "Won't Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

Our shrine prayers about Yuudai are finally answered! Please. On Episode 9 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Halftime topics between Tsubasa's double shutouts include: fortune cookies, Girl Scouts, World Cup 2018, and the platform economy.

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"House Party" and "Won't Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

A snowboard double date with Taka, Ami, Tsubasa and Shion steals our hearts and Episode 8 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Topics distracting us from socks include: Silver Monkey enclosures, Bachelorette memories, fame's impact on Real Housewives, and Triendl – yay!

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"House Party" and "Won't Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

Only on UORATHP--bringing you all of the postgame highlights and analysis from Ami and Yuudai's match on Episode 7 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Topics going hard in the paint include: high-school drama, cacti, yurts, and fashionable fashions.

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"House Party" and "Won't Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

Prepare yourself for Amy and Yuudai's très awkward date in Episode 6 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Seriously, get ready. Topics to get us through this bagel-burger lunch include: guest chorus member Guy Fieri, Flavortown, ranch hoses, and Guy's new show Quadruple D.

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"House Party" and "Wont Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

After four episodes of buildup, Mizuki finally drops the drama beat in Episode 5 of this Japanese co-living dubstep ballad Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Topics include: Jersey Shore Family Vacation, kids these days, Gordon Ramsay v. Mary Berry, and post-postmodernist artistic pluralism of alcohol brand storytelling.

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"House Party" and "Wont Stop" bookend from Dreamchasers, a Meek Mill mixtape.

Ami and Yuudai steal the show (again, ugh, can we just get to the foot bath already) in Episode 4 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors. Topics include: bespectacled job interviews, Axe Body Spray, putting wingpeople on blast and wait, what's this, a new poem?

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"House Party" and "Wont Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's Dreamchasers mixtape.

Ostensibly this episode is about modeling advice - but real talk - Episode 3 of Terrace House: Opening New Doors is about serious family stuff. Fun topics we tried to include: nude snowboarding, frozen treat consuming, mini-horse ranching, and sibling rivalry-ing.

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"House Party" and "Wont Stop" bookend from Meek Mill's inaugural mixtape, Dreamchasers.