Have you ever been in public and wish you had your own bathroom? This is isn't but it's the second...maybe third best thing.

What do American's drink? A lot, but apparently not nearly as much as the Brits who are busy gravy wrestling.

Do you think you could outrun a bear? I thought I could until I watched this video.

Do you ever feel unappreciated? Have you ever pondered faking your own death to see who would come to your funeral? What about tattoos, do you have any good ones, or just regrets?

Whales as weapons and don't fight bears in Missouri.

Beer that's too alcoholic, Taco Bell subscription plan and cheesecake tater tots.

We talk up New Hampshire, can cardboard beds stop Olympic love and ethically-sourced cocaine is all the rage.

New Under the Ropes #podcast is live - a cannabis pizzeria in NYC with 400mg dinner and former cop arrested for doing cocaine off naked Playboy model team up on #OnlyFans.

New Under the Ropes #podcast is live - alcohol makes you dumb, man won't make love without a mask, hell hath no fury like a divorced woman trying to get her yacht and Putin keeps lighting the lamp.

We talk about bidets (again), California-King-sized bath tubs, man drinks only beer for lent, New York to legalize #cannabis (finally), lifeguards in LA making over $300k and we prepare our first #NFT.