Under the Wheels

If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element The episode can be downloaded here! Gabe, Austin, and Matt go harakiri on Suicide Squad. The guys put their new rating system to the test when putting Suicide Squad under the wheels. We look at how David Ayer is a great studio director but not nice to his actors, Matt confuses the rating system’s dynamics, discuss the killing of redshirts and minorities, the qualities of Will Smith as an actor, the problems with sexualization of Harley Quinn, the terrible misinterpretation of Joker, covering goofy Batman impressions, comparing Bat Suits, terrible casting in movies, Austin’s love of contention and Gabe’s hyperbole, Rotten Tomato ratings, how bad Jared Leto was as the Joker (again), what role Tom Hardy would play in this movie, our pitch for a Legion of Doom movie, dead fat British directors,  unearned statements and unexplained abilities, bad guy’s obsessions with meta-humans, the ups and downs of Will Smith’s career, the beauty and the bored of Assassin’s Creed video games and movies, and they declare what the worst Super Hero Film of All Time is. Notes:Austin was alluding to the fact that Vince Gilligan was a writer on Hancock.

If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element You can download the full episode here! Austin, Gabe, and Matt throw Samurai Cop under the wheels but (spoilers) forget to talk about Comicon. The men discuss sexy accents, schlock movies with good production value and oscar baiting, the amazingness of Sam Raimi, the cliche of the friend becomes enemy, how awesome Mads Mikkelsen is (again), the history of the Fury Road, our growing love for Nicholas Hoult, how times have changed, George Carlin, Matt’s love of Facebook, and abrupt endings are reached. Notes:We ran into an audio recorder problem, accounting for the jumping around at the 25 minute mark.

If you cannot see the audio controls, your browser does not support the audio element Download the full episode here! Gabe and Austin hate Jimmy Fallon, and Matthew wants to know why. Furthermore, the three delve deeper into why late-night talk shows are the worst thing in television. Matthew questions how entertaining the podcast actually is. We also cover how sitcoms fail to rise above the laugh track. We pay proper tribute to Christopher Lee through terrible impressions and remembering him as a villain in Episode II of Star Wars, the bringing back of Samurai Jack, how both good and bad Genndy Tartakovsky, we question why people love Finding Nemo, underutilized favorite actors, how amazing Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban is, the insanity of Frank Miller, comment on Jurassic World again, how Man of Steel made a story about another planet impregnating Earth with Jesus, the flaws of Gravity, how Spielberg couldn’t really Save Private Ryan, ranking the Indiana Jones movies, the tiff between Grant Morrison, Alan Moore, and Michael Moorcock, and the sad state of affairs of comic books.