Strap in, you sexy lot! Denise, Dom, and David are back for another episode of absolute chaos. This week, we discuss essential life matters, including but not limited to: eyebrow maintenance disasters, undercover professions (spoiler: Denise is NOT a secret priest), and why laser tag is clearly a contact sport for the weak.

We also check in on Val, debate midwives on bicycles, and get lost in a deep, philosophical debate about Zac Efron’s laundry.

There’s gossip, there’s filth, and of course, Denise is on top form, serving up wisdom with a side of fuck off. Pour a drink, grab a fag, and let’s get into it.

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