Dear all, 
Mr S. Pecifity the Verger has asked for clarification on whether or not the pipes in the organ need replacing. He was most dissapointed at the report from OrgansRUs which stated that the answer depended on how sure Mr Pecificity was that they needed replacing before they were asked. 
I agree that this answer clearly makes no sense at all and so I have decided to investigate the matter further. 
As I understand it, the best analogies to explain the answer lie in the realm of medicine and so it is to Dr Beardsell and Prof Carley that we must turn.
Gentlemen,
I have the honour to be your most worshipful servant etc.
The Choirmaster of St.Emlyn's