Uneducated Critics

Uneducated Critics

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Uneducated Critics episodes

  • Suburban Commando (1991)

    Ben and Doug strap in for Suburban Commando, Hulk Hogan’s big-screen “redemption” after the wonderfully bad No Holds Barred—and with the recent loss of the Hulkster, it feels like the right time to revisit a role that is out of this world (quite literally).


    The question hanging over the film: will this finally make Hogan a star? Earthling-hating Shep Ramsey crash-lands in suburbia and faces off against child-voiced bounty hunters, a villain who could pass as your next-door neighbor, skateboards, sentient car alarms, and whatever else the suburbs throw his way.

    Ben and Doug dig into the bizarre blend of sci-fi (if you can call it that) and slapstick, the jokes that actually land, and whether this movie proved that Hogan belonged on the silver screen—or if he was better off staying in the squared circle.

    49 min
  • Glitter (2001)

    Join hosts Ben and Doug as they dive into the infamous 2001 film "Glitter," starring Mariah Carey. Spoiler alert: they didn't love it. Listen to their blood boil as they dissect the film's terrible writing, poorly developed characters, cringe-worthy dialogue, and horrendous editing. Don't be a "roach bag", listen to this episode and we guarantee we'll be a better companion that this film's love interest.


    1 hr 7 min
  • Do the Sabres take Cole Eiserman?
    The 2nd Blades and Breakdowns episode takes about those available for the Buffalo Sabres at the upcoming draft or how they could trade the 11th pick. Ben also takes about Wage War’s latest album and if it is bad as what is being said online.
    48 min
  • Twilight (2008)

    Hold on tight, spider monkeys! Ben and Doug sink their teeth into the first Twilight film from 2008. Is this movie filled with the blood of a cinematic classic, or is it as dry as a 104-year-old bat turd?

    1 hr 4 min
  • Blades and Breakdowns: Hockey and Metal
    Introductory episode to the Blades of Breakdowns segment, part of the Uneducated Critics podcast, where Ben discusses hot topics in Buffalo Sabres Hockey as well as other current hockey topics while also talking some heavy metal, reviewing the latest Knocked Loose album.
    43 min
  • Going Overboard (1989)- Starring Adam Sandler
    Ben & Doug are back and better than ever! But the movies are also back, and worse than ever. The guys have gone overboard by reviewing a film that make you over-bored. It's "Going Overboard", the first starring role from the great Adam Sandler (who unfortunately he was not so great here).
    1 hr
  • UHF (1989)- Starring “Weird Al” Yankovic
    After a long absence, Ben & Doug have decided to talk about a good movie!  It's the first and only movie starring the master of parody himself, "Weird Al" Yankovic.  Grab your twinkie wiener sandwich, crank on the UHF dial on your CRT television, and join us as we dive into this lovely yet odd classic.
    40 min
  • Chairman of the Board (1998) - Starring Carrot Top
    Carrot Top has Carrot Top billing, oh no!  We tackle the very odd comedy starring the very odd prop comedian.  Is this movie for kids?  Is it for adults?  Is it for space aliens?  We're not entirely sure.  Join us with special guests Kevin and Paul from the 'Reset & Rewind' Podcast.
    1 hr 8 min
  • Hercules in New York (1970) - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Before he hunted predators! Before he hunted Sarah Connor! Even before his days hunting as a barbarian! He hunted men in bear suits! Join Ben and Doug as they talk about Arnold’s first film about the demigod who travels to New York because he’s bored. How does this movie hold up? Can the strength of Hercules hold this film up? We only have one answer to that question. “I’m Hercules.”
    50 min
  • No Holds Barred (1989) - Starring Hulk Hogan
    What's that smell?  It smells like a professional wrestler's attempt at ditching the big gold belt to pursue a little gold statuette.  The Hulkster had faced many opponents in the ring, but in 1989, he was about to face something much worse.... film critics!  Will this film be regarded as the heavyweight champion of the world, or is this a just a big ol' pile of d-d-d-d-d-d-doooooookie!
    1 hr 7 min

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The podcast where we choose an actor (or other type of famous individual) and talk about their first starring role in a film. Are they meant to be a Hollywood Star or is the silver screen just not for…