The USS Sexual Harassment is about to strike the iceberg known as Fake Public Moral Outrage. There's not much room left on the floating debris to save everybody. The Democrats are pitching people over the side as fast as possible. Republicans are standing on deck sipping extra dry martinis while the band plays on.

Who survives, who drowns, and who gets to be in the poorly produced sequel is anyone's guess, but we have a few thoughts on the subject. But for that you gotta listen!

It was just that kind of week my friends. So much going on in every facet of society. Flynn is testifying, Congress is giving us a tax break on our private jets, Tennessee is showing the world how not to make a hire, and our favorite Kim is splodin nukes and causin quakes.

How do we keep it all straight. Well that's the easy part.  Just click and we clear it all up. You're welcome America.

It's gettin messy out there gang. There appears to be plenty of guilt to spread around. Who loses their job first, Al Franken, Roy Moore...? Hard to say. But the President has embraced Moore so he has that goin for him.

UF/UF 180: Franken-stine

Moore-Franken 2020! No? Well, at least it appears they have something in common. Creepy-ness.

No one is getting the Big Story when it comes to Donna Brazile's  book and revelation. We do.

Oh, and you can't miss our discussion of Miss Bumbum. C'mon, just that is worth the listen.

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Ok, just for clarity, we don't really like Donna Brazile, but now we fear for her safety.

And according to some excerpts from her book, so does she.  Donna, when you throw dirt on the Clintons, girl, better strap up.

Hey, heads up Houston Texans, don't be hot house flowers. Man up, fellas.

From the Nashville research department, who knew snails had memories? Or brains, even? Apparently memories can be erased, and you're.....sorry, what was I saying?

Is it a republican exodus or a house-cleaning? Depends on who you listen to.

Well, we'll sort it out on the "Halloween Spooktacular."

Meanwhile, we still don't know anything more about the largest mass murder in American history. hmmmm.

And, to honor our Spooktacular, we name our top five movie villains.

I mean, you have to listen to that. You're welcome America, but we don't do it for the accolades.

UF/UF 177: Fake Intelligence

Well, they’ve done it. They have gone a done it. Google has created a version of Artificial Intelligence that learns from itself without requiring any input from humans first. Let me say that again, it requires no initial input from humans at all and can still learn to a level incomprehensible to humans.

Is this wise? Can we infuse some into the President?

Lots of questions.  We’ll provide the answers. I think.

Give us a listen, not one of those artificial clicks.

UF/UF 177: Fake Intelligence

UF/UF 176: Weinstein's Hollywood

Some dark days in Hollywierd these days. And by all accounts there is more to come. I'm not sure what's more sad, the crimes perpetrated by this monster or the people covering up for him all these years,or the people running for cover now.

It's not all dark here at UF/UF. T-Nak is back!

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So listen you crazy loyal bastards.

Well it was inevitable. Not the shooting in Vegas, but the political football it has become. Or should I say the political football it was made into by conservatives who won’t relent one bit on gun control and liberals who want every item that fires a projectile of any sort banned from the universe.

This issue rests squarely on the two sides who only want to score political points instead of solve anything