In this episode the girls kick off their book club! They discuss Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. They decide whether or not it's a feminist text, fantasize about a life with the Cullens, and come to terms with the fact that Edward Cullen probably would have worn a three-piece suit and a fedora to high school. If you'd like to participate in a future book club or recommend a novel, get in contact via Instagram @unfortunatelyimstupid, and join the discord! https://discord.com/invite/AXfhxvg

In this episode the girls talk about why they should have basic human rights. They examine the pro-life movement, and Emily admits to having a Hamilton phase in 2016 while Molly entertains the thought of getting a lobotomy and a sternum tattoo. Join the discord! https://discord.com/invite/n9tf7Ta

In this episode Molly and Emily get spooky and talk about urban legends. Emily teaches everyone about Mothman (possibly Justin Bieber?) while Molly fantasizes about muscular legs. The girls also discuss how quick and easy it is to get tested for COVID!

In this episode the girls talk about religion. Molly talks about her experience growing up going to Catholic school, and Emily tells the story of the time her uncle took her on a Mormon treasure hunt. The girls also announce the launch of their book club. More information can be found on their Instagram @unfortunatelyimstupid.

In this episode the girls celebrate Emily’s birthday. She opens a gift from Molly and attempts to do some ASMR. Then the girls talk about escaping into the wilderness, the time Nick Grimshaw wronged them, and Emily’s baby, Buzzkill.

In this episode the girls talk about books, Juneteenth, the myriad of sexual assault allegations that have hit social media lately, and how easy it is to simply stop supporting predators. Molly also has some public therapy, and the girls have important revelations about mediocre white men.

In this episode the girls live their dream and talk to superstar sex educator, Kailin. They talk about birth control, being sex positive, and why vaginas are the window to the soul. Kailin also answers questions submitted by their wonderful Instagram followers. Apologies for the audio on this one, we’re dummies over here!

In this episode the girls celebrate Molly’s 21st birthday by playing the newlywed game (spoiler: no one’s a winner) and getting sloppy on the internet. They talk about Emily’s obsession with King Arthur, Molly’s first crush, who they’d bring to a deserted island, and all of their relationship issues.

In this episode the girls talk about the Black Lives Matter protests and what they, as white women, are doing in order to be effective allies. Links to resources including protesting infographics, educational materials, petitions to sign, and organizations to donate to can be found in the link in their Instagram bio, as well as the 'resources' highlight on their profile, @unfortunatelyimstupid.

In this episode Molly and Emily have their first guest! Rachael (who is a freshly-graduated nurse navigating a global pandemic) talks about nursing exams, how often she cries, and the glorious fattiness of Midwestern cuisine. Then she treats the girls to all her wildest college stories, including walking ‘The Drunken Mile,’ what happened to her fake ID, and the mess that was her twentieth birthday.