As a delivery person, I listen to the radio in my car A LOT. And one song I hear over and over is Unholy by Sam Smith and Kim Petras. You've probably heard it yourself (or at least heard all the hubbub about it from the Grammy's recently).

Also as a delivery person, I notice that many folks' eating habits are TERRIBLE. So, I decided to combine these into one song, and I got dirty pop songstress Twill Distilled to join me.

Finally there will be a parody of this song on TikTok that isn't a blatant Christian flip on the phrase holy.

From my new b-side collection, Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet available now!