UnHoly Mofos

We return after a week break to get festive, first with the original cult classic horror flick Black Christmas, and then the 2006 remake. The remake has a ton of hot ladies but is it better than the original? Tune in to find out.

First, one of us is in the playoffs for fantasy, Jake wins Are You Shitting Me this week by a landslide and the final Ash Vs Evil Dead talk until next season. Also we got some feedback from Billy, who came out of retirement to talk with us.

Music comes from Sixx AM, Polkadot Cadaver, Attack Attack and Orien's Reign.

Next week, Christmas comedies with Scrooged and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Plus somebody might be returning?

Action Month is wrapped! First up we talk Jet Li and multiple dimensions and Jason Statham with hair in The One. Also Jean Claude Van Damme and the love child of Chucky and The Hulk in Street Fighter. And Jake's up and down volume, Scott's dog sitting, and Jake goes on a brief rant on mutliple universes while Scott is answering the door. Music from MC Hammer with Deion Sanders(!), Disciple, Sick Puppies, Drowning Pool and Papa Roach.

Next time around, it's December so it's time to get into the spirit of the season, with Black Christmas and the remake Black XMas.

Outtakes: The best stuff to do during the Purge other than murder.

Action month continues with the Jason Statham starring Crank and Crank High Voltage. Show is going quick, so very fitting for these type of movies. Also more cringeworthy new stories, Deadpool 2 news, and more spoilerful Ash Vs Evil Dead talks. Music comes from Quiet Riot, Refused, Linkin Park and Billy Squier. 

Next week, action month wraps up (even though the actual month will be over. Whatever) with Van Damme and Jet Li talks when we talk Street Fighter and The One.

Outtakes: Jake's family learned some new words during Thanksgiving.

I AM... THE LAW!!!

A Stallone movie is finally on the show, so expect a ton of impressions (by Jake mostly). Today we are discussing the 1995 Judge Dredd, and to follow that up we talk about the 2012 reboot Dredd with Karl Urban. Also Jake's winning streak in Fantasy, Scott clearly wins this week's Are You Shitting Me, and Jake's Siri is clearly possessed. And music from The Cure, Judas Priest, Metallica and White Zombie.

Next week, now it's time for Jason Statham when we discuss Crank 1 & 2. 

And whatever you do, do not BETRAY THE LAW! LAAAAAAAAAW!!

Take a break from what's happening all cross the country right now, and listen to our podcast talking about movies talking about how fucked up the law is and a dystopian future. That'll get your mind off of things for sure!

Our action movie month begins with a Gerard Butler double feature of Gamer and Law Abiding Citizen. Also along with the usual opening bullshit we introduce a new segment, so be prepared to hear more fucked up shit (not from Reddit, that segment's pretty much retired now).

Music is from The Who, Attila, Slayer and The Animal In Me.

Next week, time for some Stallone action with Judge Dredd, along with the 2012 reboot with Karl Urban.

Outtakes: Jake decides he should run for president, and makes a shocking confession to Scott.

CUBS WIN! BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 WAS RIGHT!!!!

Oh yeah, and also an episode where we talk about two zombie comedies. Scott's running down the classic Shaun of the Dead and Jake talks about Fido. And a What Have You Been Watching featuring Cooties, Ouija Origin of Evil, and Doctor Strange. Next time around a Gerard Butler double feature of Gamer and Law Abiding Citizen.

Music comes from Queen, The World Alive, Upon a Burning Body and Memphis May Fire. And Will Smith.

Outtakes: Jake's story of how he ended up feeling like an asshole, Jake wondering something about one of the stars of Ouija and Scott says a naughty word!

Guess what day it is, kiddies? The best day of the year, Halloween! And what better movie to watch but the 1978 John Carpenter classic of the same name? Join the usual crew along with Wildman Willis and Newty (who joins 50 minutes in) and watch this masterpiece with us! Music comes from Blue Oyster Cult and Wednesday 13

Short one this week because of the quick turnaround, but it's a special one. We're getting into the Halloween spirit by talking about TWO anthology Halloween movies, first the already classic Trick R' Treat and is the new Tales of Halloween a new classic in the making? Plus this was being recorded during football, so expect a ton of live updates of our fantasy teams.

Music comes from Marilyn Manson, Korn and Alice Cooper.

Next time around, hopefully we will have Mike back to discuss two British zombie flicks, Shaun of the Dead and Fido.

Well, clown mania is sweeping the world, so the Mofos decide to take advantage of it. First there's the classic 1988 horror comedy Killers Klowns From Outer Space, and a few didn't watch the second movie Funhouse Massacre (hint: one of them wasn't Scott this time). There might also be this show's version of The Medium Man appearing in this episode as well! Plus more Power Rangers, football, Halloween watches, and a little debate talk.

Music comes from The Dickies, Insane Clown Posse, Skillet and Barbara Streisand. Yes, you read that right.

Next time depends. We might have Mike returning for more zombies with Shaun of the Dead and Fido. Or Halloween time movies Trick R' Treat and Tales of Halloween.

Outtakes: ICP and nerds

First things first, Sean rejoins the show after a few episodes. We can finally get back to some lengthy discussions and just in time too! Because today for this milestone episode we are talking some MAJOR horror classics that deserve so much respect, The Exorcist and The Shining! No half assing, these rundowns don't miss a beat! Strap right in!

Music comes from Slipknot, Fit For a King, and House of Love.

Next time may be a quick turnaround or a week off based on Jake's plans, but the plans are clown based, so it will be Killer Klowns From Outer Space and Funhouse Massacre.

Outtakes: More clown talk, Tyler Durden, duck noise(?) and why can't we do good movies more often?