Seattle Tonight opens with some monologue jokes. Plus, microplastics are inside most people, and pre-smartphone Super Bowls were much more beautiful. Why do NFL fans hate Taylor Swift?

Aliens are interdimensional, and the new administration tells us there’s every reason to believe that the Warren Commission presented fake news to your grandparents.

This week’s streaming recommendation is Tangerine, which you can watch on Max. Tesla has also surpassed Subaru as the most "overrepresented" car in Washington State. AI podcasts are terrible!

The program concludes with a poem from Warren, inspired by the movie Saturday Night about SNL.