We’re ranking the Top 10 rides at Universal’s Epic Universe—and it gets spicy. Special guest Ygor joins the chaos to keep us honest (riding crop TBD), and Super Nintendo World might not come out unscathed.

Plus:
🎢 Why the Constellation Carousel will make you cry
👻 HHN merch drop + teaser talk (Lil Boo rising?)
🍿 Mickey Mecha Popcorn Bucket Army conspiracy for Disneyland's 70th
🛸 Takes on Stardust Racers dueling coaster
🔥 A ranking you’ll have to hear to believe

Theme park takes, drama, and a little shade — this is one for the fans.