Why have we not been doing episodes all of quarantine? We do it over Skype anyways so there's no excuse. Well we're lazy. But then we got charged for using the podcast hosting site so here we are, back at it with another episode!

This time we're talking about Steroids and other Performance Enhancing Drugs. How to use biology to cheat at sports! It's pretty fun. Give it a listen.

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Ok, yeah, so it has been 8 months since the last episode got release. We didn't forget, things just got busy ok? Dylan got a promotion, I got a PS4. While Dylan was doing business stuff that I don't understand I was playing as Peter Parker swinging through New York fighting Dr. Octopus. Spoilers for that game I guess. Anyways, here's episode 11! We tip toe around talking about the science (if any) behind the concept of race, and racial breakdown in sports. It's a neat one! Featuring special guest Dylan's girlfriend, Elizabeth for a few minutes in there.

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Oooohhhhhh dang not only is this our first double-digit episode but we're talking about vaccines and the anti-vax movement. Dylan has graciously taken a break from sports-related topics to do some "research" on why vaccines are made by the devil to turn good Christians into mindless drones hell-bent on destroying capitalism in the West through feminism and equal rights. Tom tries to argue back.

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Joining us as a special guest this week: The Cars on Dylan's Street!

This week is all about whack-o shit, Tom starts with a brief history of the first disease to be eradicated by vaccinations (Unless Oregon moms decide otherwise, I'll keep ya posted). Dylan gives us a few stories of some hilariously terrible sports contracts, which luckily are mostly bad for the teams, not the players. Boo for corporations!

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It's a short one this week but that doesn't mean it's not packed with some kickass knowledge! Dylan leads us through some of the more heard-of crimes in the sports world which Tom pretends to know about, then Tom builds towards a big episode coming up by talking all about how humans figured out what germs are (you're welcome, Purell stock holders).

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It's a real mind-frick this week as Tom speculates about aliens, and then speculates if aliens are speculating about Tom. Dylan tells us about some of the greatest upsets in sports history and his new apartment. First one to dox him wins! Email us questions at [email protected]! Honestly even some stalker hate/love-mail would be great.

Took 2 weeks off because no one tells us what to do. This week Dylan regales us with the history of ESPN, including its impact on sports culture as a whole and the National Dodgeball League. Tom talks about sex, baby, talks about you and me. What makes girls different from guys? Why am I growing hair in weird places? Please email us at [email protected]. We are lonely.

Fun fact alert: The Sonics could come back to Seattle and we talk about how! Plus, someone in the 70's decided to use mice to figure out why all them deviants live in the big city! As always, email us at [email protected] with your questions and we'll answer them!

After a brief one-week hiatus we are back! This week Tom is discussing the most influential, badass, underground-university attending woman in science ever, Marie Curie. Dylan regales us with the super weird phenomenon of athletes suddenly losing their ability to do a basic part of their sport, like throwing a ball better than a 6 year old. As always, if you have questions or want to say hi email us at [email protected]!

It's episode 3 time! This episode has Dylan explaining the fun and slightly depressing story of Robert Swift, the super tall ginger Seattle Supersonic, while Tom regales us with tales of ants that become the puppets of a fungal infection. Yum! If you want to shoot us a question or just say hi, email us at [email protected]