Prepare dear listener for tale as old as time as we take you through 2015's Unleashing Mr. Darcy starring Cindy Busby and Ryan Paevey in a somewhat bizarre retelling of Jane Austens " Pride and Prejudice" but with more tiny dogs.

You will hear all about party etiquette, why nobody knows what lacrosse is, why dog shows are for idiots and why eveyones mother always run a bridal shop in these films.

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