Funny Five is a roundup of the latest Unnewsworthy episode in 5 mins (ish).

Link to full episode on Spotify: https://shorturl.at/itN17

Link to full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/IycBod8rupI

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Coming up on today’s show: A river housing 500 crocodiles has been approved to be used for rowing events in the 2032 Olympics, an abandoned sex doll sparks a murder investigation & a Hyrox athlete manages to win an event while shitting herself.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan, Nikhil D & James Hurley

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories.

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Coming up on today’s show: A Hyrox athlete manages to win an event while s***ting herself, an abandoned sex doll leads to a murder investigation & a river housing 500 crocodiles has been approved to be used in the 2032 Olympics.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan, Nikhil D & James Hurley

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Funny Five is a roundup of the latest Unnewsworthy episode in 5 mins (ish).

Link to full episode on Spotify: https://shorturl.at/O7pHe

Link to full episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rRksjUz0ViA

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Coming up on today’s show: A blind man steals a car and takes it on a 150-mile joyride…while drunk, a pensioner has to be duct-taped to his plane seat after attacking other passengers & Trump offers $5000 to every U.S. adult if he wins the midterms.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Ben Exell

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories.

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Coming up on today’s show: A blind man steals a car and takes it on a 150-mile joyride…while drunk, a pensioner has to be duct-taped to his plane seat after attacking other passengers & Trump offers $5000 to every U.S. adult if he wins the midterms.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Ben Exell

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories.

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Coming up on today’s show: Nearly 100 people have been murdered after allegedly stealing genitals, a 23-year-old is facing 8 years behind bars after ordering thousands of pizzas to random houses & a man uses a vacuum cleaner to film his wife cheating on him.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Nikhil D

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories you didn’t need to know.

SUPPORT THE PODCAST: Buymeacoffee.com/unnewsworthy 

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Coming up on today’s show: A mushroom used in Chinese kitchens is causing grandmas to trip balls, Harvard has been forced to pay out $53 million after its morgue manager was caught selling body parts & scientists are now making cookies out of recycled plastic.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & James Hurley

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories you didn’t need to know.

SUPPORT THE PODCAST: Buymeacoffee.com/unnewsworthy 

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Coming up on today’s show: The 2026 World Humanoid Games (a.k.a Robot Olympics), a children’s ride called Titanic is causing quite the stir & a teenager is charged with assault during a dodgeball game.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Nikhil D

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories you didn’t need to know.

SUPPORT THE PODCAST: Buymeacoffee.com/unnewsworthy 

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Coming up on today’s show: Bomb squads and K9s are deployed for a BlowBot Cocksucker, foot juice sells out again… in China & NASA is forced to shut down rumours that earth will lose gravity for 7 seconds as part of a $89 billion project.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & James Hurley

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is the podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories you didn’t need to know.

SUPPORT THE PODCAST: Buymeacoffee.com/unnewsworthy 

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Coming up on today’s show: An Italian woman throws away her $1 million winning lottery ticket, a bride-to-be sets fire to a church with a tampon & the world’s first rollercoaster park for chickens.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Nikhil D

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released every Wednesday morning on all podcast platforms & YouTube to get you through the hump.

Unnewsworthy is THE hump day podcast bringing you the most ridiculous news stories you won’t see anywhere else.

SUPPORT THE PODCAST: Buymeacoffee.com/unnewsworthy 

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Coming up on today’s show: A woman threatens KFC workers with a machine gun, a Michelin starred chef is in trouble for using ants as a garnish, and the world’s first toilet water drinking competition.

All this and more on today’s episode of Unnewsworthy.

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Leave us a 5* rating on Spotify, follow the pod, and share it with your mates!

Hosts: James Keegan & Ben Exell

Producer & Editor: James Keegan

Unnewsworthy is released EVERY WEDNESDAY MORNING on all podcast platforms & YouTube.