Unreasonable CinemaCast

We discuss how Japan has everything we could ever want on Episode 235 of the CinemaCast.  We also cover how Australians say ‘Hello’, where you can and can’t take your Falcon, our least intimidating villains, what pre internet us would do, and the trials and tribulations of scheduling things.  #SayNoToRoadHead

We Review: Colossal, Their Finest, and our Top 5 Curses

Next Week: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 and our Top 5 Paternal Betrayals

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News and Trailers: 29:07

Colossal starts: 54:00

Their Finest starts: 1:08:45 

Top 5 List starts: 1:21:20

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We complain about being old on Episode 234 of the CinemaCast, so let’s waste some time!  How to creepily bring people to life with computers, 30th Birthday Parties, Bachelor Parties, why we shouldn’t go to so many parties, and just how much money has society spend on Fast and Furious movies?

We Review: Collasal, Their Finest and our Top 5 Cursed Characters 

Next Week: Free Fire and our Top 5 Gunfights

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News and Trailers: 27:00

The Bittersweet Life starts: 1:15:50

Free Fire starts: 1:21:18       

Top 5 List starts: 1:35:13

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We’re so old on the CinemaCast Episode 233, talking bald spots, turning 30 and some other age that we’re not quite sure about.  Also Beards!  Fun uses for Lord Stanely’s Cup, future careers for Zack, crapping on Royals fans, name that chicken cage, and what is going on with The Undertaker! 

We Review: Ghost in the Shell, T2 and our Top 5 Backstabbing Besties

Next Week: Free Fire and our Top 5 Gunfights

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News and Trailers: 27:00

T2 starts: 1:04:35

Ghost in the Shell starts: 1:19:30             

Top 5 List starts: 1:36:55

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Fresh off the boat from Eden Prairie it’s Episode 232 of the CinemaCast!  We discuss better uses for Craigslist, guessing what movies are about based on titles, debunking science fiction’s fiction, badassery vs. manliness, a Jim Brown career retrospective, and being the dvorak keyboard guy.

We Review: Life, Wilson, Land of Mine, and our Top 5 Manliest Men

Next Week: Ghost in the Shell, T2 and our Top 5 Backstabbing Besties

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News and Trailers: 30:20

Land of Mine starts: 1:19:45

Life starts: 1:30:02                 

Wilson starts: 1:51:40

Top 5 List starts: 2:15:55

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Hi and Howdy from Zack and Jake on Episode 231 of the CinemaCast.  After that we discuss getting a Guinness record, being business fun, drinking beer, how to not hit on someone on national television, building a better Matrix, and better uses for the Hardcore Henry GoPro Rig.

We Review: Kong, Get Out, and our Top 5 Crazy Guys you Stumble Upon

Next Week: Life, Wilson and our Top 5 Manliest Men

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News and Trailers: 26:46

Kong Skull Island starts: 1:08:08

Get Out starts: 1:30:02        

Split starts: 1:40:05

Top 5 List starts: 1:50:58

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Whose bible is bigger on Episode 230 of the CinemaCast?  Mr. Nuclear Weapons and Zack talk about all the hot topics: how to wipe in the woods, the magic of wind, the dangers of drinking without eating, the trouble of live events, Hugh Jackman’s drunkin writing, and a Rifftrax public service announcement.

We Review: Logan, Fences and our Top 5 Endings that End

Next Week: Kong, Get Out, and our Top 5 Crazy Guys you Stumble Upon

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News and Trailers: 22:15

Logan starts: 50:21

Fences starts: 1:26:50          

Top 5 List starts: 1:48:20

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Zack has a Chai Latte and Jake has a can do attitude so let’s sit down and decide the only awards that really matter in movies: The Unreasonable CinemaCasties (patent pending).  Categories are listed below, we’ll both submit 5 films for nomination and then argue it down to a final 3 with 1 winner, be aware we will spoil literally everything about this movies so be warned!  Enjoy!

9:25 Best Villain of the Year

21:23 Best Hero of the Year

34:36 Most Disappointing film of the year

52:03 Biggest Surprise

1:04:32 Best Moment of the year

1:21:35 Unnecessary remake/sequel of the Year

1:32:26 Favorite movie of the Year: Star Wars        

1:35:30 Best Animated

1:38:43 Worst Trend

1:49:39 Peter Jackson Memorial Award for movie that could use an editor

1:53:17 Best Actor

2:16:47 Best Actress

2:33:49 Best Overall Design

2:46:12 Worst Movie of the Year

2:53:46 Best Cold Open of the Year

2:55:39 Best Movie of the Year 2017

Jake is probably a Russian spy on Episode 229 of the CinemaCast.  We talk weather, the complicated subject of genetic engineering, being a jerk to roommates, watching The Bachelor, lessons learned from Out Cold, why no one cares about Max Martini’s feelings, and what China smells like.

We Review: Moonlight, Death Race 2050, Toni Erdmann, 50 Shades Darker, Lion, A Cure for Wellness and John Wick 2 as well as our, top 5 Not Positive About This Science Movies

Next Week: 2016 Awards!

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News and Trailers: 43:13

Moonlight starts: 1:21:21

Death Race 2050 starts: 1:23:40

Toni Erdmann starts: 1:33:50

50 Shades Darker starts: 1:50:45               

Lion starts: 2:11:00

A Cure for Wellness starts: 2:29:38

John Wick 2 starts: 2:39:38 

Top 5 List starts: 2:58:20

Let’s take this…to the…XTREME on Episode 228 of the CinemaCast as we discuss Paul W.S. Andersons’ hatred of himself, no Batman for Affleck, review of the Naked Chicken Chalupa, sports sports sports, and brutal Sony losses. 

We Review: Gold, Resident Evil, Moonlight and our Top 5 Most Extreme Movies

Next Week: John Wick 2, Lion, Toni Erdmann, and our top 5 Not Positive about this Science Movies

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News and Trailers: 22:20

Resident Evil starts: 46:25

Gold starts: 1:09:50

Moonlight starts: 1:32:50            

Top 5 List starts: 1:40:10

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How far can a podcast go on zero effort?  That’s the question we answer on Episode 227 of the CinemaCast.  Zack laments the nice weather, we discuss starving to death, the sad tale of Patrick Wilson, replacing gas with penguins, opening our own meat fired meat restaurant, Oscar nomination breakdowns and the rich history of Jessie Ventura quotes.

We Review: The founder, xxx 3, top 5 inappropriate use of transportation

Next Week: Gold, Resident Evil, top 5 Most Extreme Movies

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News and Trailers: 26:21

XXX: The Return of Xander Cage starts: 1:14:00

The Founder starts: 1:40:10       

Top 5 List starts: 1:59:40

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