Mike & Chris ridicule the incompetent hitman who almost murdered David Ortiz in a case of mistaken identity. Plus: Trailer Park Boys and drinking with your family.

Mike & Chris discuss NBA Commissioner Adam Silver's decision to ban the word owner and proposal of a shorter season. Plus: A half-assed Expos revival and the war for the average person's time.

Mike & Chris look at tweets about Pat Sajak, Paul Pierce, Bob Costas, Lindsay Gottlieb, JJ Watt, Michael Jordan, and The Crusher. Plus: Losing money selling pot, fancy Mountain Dew, retesting old drivers, 99-cent Vegas buffets, and the Great Northern Jerk-Off.

Mike & Chris speculate about the upcoming NFL season. Plus: A preview of Free Forum Friday featuring lots of golf stories.

Mike & Chris discuss whether Ryan O'Reilly deserved the Conn Smythe Trophy over Jordan Binnington. Plus: Re-signings from around the NHL.