Mike & Chris make their 2017 NFL Week 1 picks. Mike goes off on Ezekiel Elliott and TJ Ward. Chris goes off on Rafael Palmeiro. Plus: Boston Pizza, blowouts, and Terrell Owens.

Mike & Chris analyze other sports talk shows. Mike gets excited about the Lakers building a superteam to fight the Warriors. Chris talks about confirmation bias and tells a story about The Spearmint Rhino. Plus: Kyrie Irving gets traded, Jon Jones gets suspended, and Nebraska disappears off the face of the Earth.

Mike rants about the NFL CBA and names his top 10 NBA players. Chris explains the significance of 8 ounce gloves. Plus: Meatheads, college football, Leon Draisaitl, and the LA Dodgers.

Mike tells Chris what Americans really think of Canadian sports fans. Chris calls out lazy arbitrators. Plus: Bryce Harper, Tim Tebow, Usain Bolt, and the electronic strike zone.

Mike & Chris talk about preseasons and prep. Mike brings up NFL coaches on the hot seat. Plus: Ads on uniforms, corporal punishment, Aaron Rodgers, and Ronda Rousey.

Mike wants to talk baseball and Cleveland sports teams. Chris has more on Mayweather vs McGregor. Plus: LeBron James’ future plans, Adam West, Barry Bonds, and expansion fees.

Mike is excited for the opening of NFL training camps. Chris picks Jordan Spieth again. Plus: Ronda Rousey, Rory McIlroy, and Peyton Manning vs. Ryan Leaf.

Mike doesn’t like Jay Cutler. Chris wants to know Colin Kaepernick’s endgame. Plus: Steph Curry golfing, Usain Bolt retiring, the XFL, and amateurs at the Olympics.

Mike asks Chris which new NHL coaches will be successful. Mike calls out celebrities who butcher the national anthem. Chris chastises athletes who don’t play through pain. Plus: The Vegas Golden Knights, Jordan Spieth, LaVar Ball, and what would you do if you had the Stanley Cup for a day?

Mike & Chris debate if Colin Kaepernick should be on an NFL team. Mike rants about Angel Hernandez and Allen Iverson. Chris tackles college football’s lack of parity, while Mike laments its lack of a standard GPA. Plus: Mike Trout, LeBron James, Kyrie Irving, and the Titanic.