Sydney's looks for this epsiode: http://tinyurl.com/j7hsaao I believe the drag queens maybe built a time machine, set fire to that green dress, murdered and dismembered the costume designer, and taken over, because Sydney looks SO much better this time! Francie thinks she's in a multi-cam sitcom, Will thinks he's on an Aaron Sorkin drama- and Sydney thinks she's James Bond . . . all are wrong. As were viewers- there's some Indiana Jones level shit going on now. Just picture Indiana Jones wearing heels and we're here.   Anna is back, and Bitches is drooling for at least one orifice because of that. It ends up getting Dixon shot, though, so maybe Sydney was right all along about trying to read him into the situation. Will looks like an asshole in front of his boss (and he is) but he finds something very suspicious in Eloise Kurtz's car.   Also, Sydney is the worst friend ever. Why do Francie and Will hang out with her? Sloane suspects she may be the mole, but executes an odd bluff to call her on it. Luckily Jack sees through this. But Sydney also finds some Cyrillic codes in her mother's old books, prompting her to believe Jack may have been (or still is) a traitor to the U.S.   Join us! We're fucking funny. My mom says so. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/unspoiled!-alias/id1125835044 RSS Feed: http://unspoiledalias.libsyn.com/rss Moist Mondays with Vivica Montenegro: https://www.facebook.com/events/919261364839475/ Requiem with Mocha Fapalatte: https://www.facebook.com/events/1230409427003379/

Sydney's looks for this episode: http://tinyurl.com/jsolp7n WHO THE HELL WAS SYDNEY'S COSTUME DESIGNER HERE??????? Seriously, that green dress if a war crime. Join Bitches & Money as we get to MONEY'S FAVORITE GUEST STAR! John Hannah is a criminally neglected character actor, and he shows off his ability to steal the spotlight from everyone in 40-minute increments. Francie realizes she was hasty in thinking Charlie was a cheater. But Charlie is a fuckwit, and Money has a little more patience for him, since television is just really bad at depicting healthy, communicative relationships. Turns out he wants to be a mediocre singer in hipster bars. Probably shouldn't have quit your day job. Will finds out that Kate Jones is actually Eloise Kurtz, and she turns up dead. He's on to something, but we don't know what yet. Sydney and Dixon perform an intense heist in the world's most cookie-cutter art gallery, and we even get a little art lesson from Bitches while Money pretends to understand what she's talking about (seriously, when it comes to art, he's as bad as SYNDEY'S UGLY-ASS DRESS OMG !!!!11!!!1). The Queens are NOT having the shamwow couture. Jack and Vaughn are in a dick-waving competition. It's not that interesting. And Sydney has to go undercover to a mental institution in some eastern European Country, where she ends up (SPOILER). . . . . .  saving the man who killed Danny.   iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/unspoiled!-alias/id1125835044 RSS Feed: http://unspoiledalias.libsyn.com/rss Moist Mondays with Vivica Montenegro: https://www.facebook.com/events/919261364839475/ Requiem with Mocha Fapalatte: https://www.facebook.com/events/1230409427003379/

Sydney's; outfits this week: http://unspoiledpodcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/S01E045.png Sydney learns the stakes of the games she’s playing. Francie learns her bf is an asshole. Money learns that lesbian porn involves shoes and he can’t unlearn that. Bitches learns that Money is not having her smugness about iPhones. Mocha learns that people who shouldn’t wear green do so anyway. Will learns that if she doesn’t bring it up the drunken makeout sessions you had with her, she probably doesn’t want to talk about it.   iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/unspoiled!-alias/id1125835044 RSS Feed: http://unspoiledalias.libsyn.com/rss Moist Mondays with Vivica Montenegro: https://www.facebook.com/events/919261364839475/

Hello listeners! In these episodes of Alias, Sydney is back on the job, and she’s finally learned how to dress properly; even the queens approve. Dixon has a really horrible poker face, he needs to get back on his game. There’s a nuclear weapon scavenger hunt that amounts to fuck-all, Vaughn mansplains spywork to Sydney and GINA TORRES IS HERE WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE???????   Sydney's costumes this week: http://unspoiledpodcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/S01E023.png

As the UNspoiled! empire grows in influence and power,  more and more pieces of pop culture will be covered in depth, and ultimately this podcast will control the populace with an iron fist. The first step in Natasha's inevitable world domination is the first franchise show. In this episode, meet Bitches & Money, two supergay fans who decide to step into the wayback machine to cover Alias, which is what happens when you take James Bond and Charlie's Angels and Cher's closet fromClueless and put them all in a blender. Then you pour it over a skinny white girl like so much liquid latex. It works best if Ben Affleck is not involved, but it's not a requirement. In this episode, Sydney fucks up everything. And Bitches is really pissed about the mishandling of classified info. Money is more forgiving, but he also has no intelligence experience (not that Bitches does).   And because 25% of the show (and 90% of the marketing) was based on Jennifer Garner wearing something really impractical, we invited two fabulous drag queens to give their honest opinions on the looks provided.    We hope you enjoy the show!