Unsolicited Movie Reviews

Releaaaaase meeeeeeeeee. David Bowie commanded and we obeyed. THIS WEEKS FULL-EPISODE REVIEW IS OF THE HUNGER. Try to keep up as we rush right through the beginning of the movie, not everyone will make it to the end (John, I’m looking at you). Oh, and did I mention Willem Dafoe is in this movie?

Do you thirst for the secret to eternal youth? Well, all I can tell you is that the recipe is coursing through your veins, and just like this preview, the first taste is always free. Join us as we review the trailer for The Hunger!

You’ve been given 24hrs to surrender and listen to this podcast! Whether you choose to or not MATTERS NOT, WE ARE GOING TO INVADE YOUR EAR CANALS EITHER WAY. Join us as we ramble through INVISIBLE INVADERS.

Catch our review of Invisible Invaders next week, here's a little sneak peek of what's to come as we talk our way through the trailer. FULL EPISODE NEXT TUESDAY.

Hello, and happy holidays from Unsolicited Movie Reviews! We may be a day late with our Christmas episode but fear not, just as you conquered the holidays SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS. Listen now!

We're changing things up a bit! NEW NAME AND NEW FORMAT. This is our review of the trailer for SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS. Full episode NEXT WEEK.

You have the "Hull House" to yourself. It's 1988 and what's better than getting festive at the utmost haunted house you could break into?  Join us while we watch 10 party-prone teenagers seance a demon from the basement crematorium and get "tongue-rippingly" possessed. NIGHT OF THE DEMONS STARTS NOW.

In 1692 two Podcasters, Kaleb and Cassy, were burned at the stake so they could be reincarnated in 2018 to review a movie from 1960. It's the witching hour and we're here to bring you our review of THE CITY OF THE DEAD.

Coming your way is some 80’s campy space sci-fi goodness. Let us trap you (much like the ship crew in this movie) into listening to our review of GALAXY OF TERROR.

We review Creature from the Black Lagoon in our inaugural episode, just in time for spooky-season. So turn down the lights turn up of the volume and listen in.