Wind is the enemy of sound quality, and I certainly am more annoying without a proper topic list ain't I?

Sorry for all the yelling this episode, but I did say this would be uploaded no matter what.

In all fairness, if you wake up with an animal head in your bed you probably deserve it.

I look forward to episode 6 with hesitant excitement.

This one gets sensual, softcore style.

Be aware that this episode discusses an internet challenge involving self-harm, we in no way encourage participation in this challenge and condemn the creators of the challenge and those that spread it. If you or a loved one are having thoughts of self-harm please seek help.

Other than that enjoy our rambles on fads such as the ice bucket challenge, our thoughts on sore thumb cities, and TJ tells us a story!

We all buy stupid stuff, but what's the stupidest thing you've bought that you actually still have kicking around?

A simple would you rather turns into a budget therapy session.

And we tell you the animals you might like, that we definitely don't.

Can all food types be fast food? Are there lonely dogs in heaven? Should AI replications require ID proof?

Join two interesting idiots as they fail to stay on topic for more than two minutes, yet somehow fill up nearly an hour and a half with only three topics.