Today, we spill the tea, guiding you through the wild, wonderful, and sometimes weird world of bodily functions.

Last time, we covered the coffee and poop connection. For Episode 15, we’re diving into a drink that’s also been around for thousands of years—tea. Yep, the same soothing brew that calms your nerves, warms your soul... and occasionally sends you running to the bathroom. But why does a cup of chamomile suddenly become an express train to Pooptown? And is it just me, or does green tea have a secret agenda?

We’ll steep ourselves in the ancient history of tea—think Chinese emperors, accidental leaf drops, and even a tale involving a monk who cut off his eyelids (yep, that’s a thing). Then, we’ll get into the nitty-gritty—caffeine, laxative herbs, and how tea’s soothing warmth isn’t just great for your hands and gut. Let’s dive into the steamy secrets of why tea does more than just warm your soul!

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