We talk about moderately dramatic way to get kicked out of a casino and talk to nationally recognized food safety lawyer and advocate, Bill Marler.

We talk about the valuable intellectual property of circus peanuts, the preferred color spectrum of douchebags, and a stupid question and answer about dog bites.

We talk about circles of hell make the worst neighbors, transferring road rage to revolving doors, and that if you’re from New Jersey, there is such a thing as a stupid question.

A special photography episode of Unwonk, in which we learn the difference between a peeping Tom and just a regular creep, who can make you delete your photos, and why wedding photographers have souls of darkness.

We talk about what puts the “ass” in “harassment,” why nothing good happens on your birthday, and how you already know that you need to move in a new direction.

We talk about bombing white-collar endorsements and driving under the influence of sad, accompanied by our first ever podcast interview.

We talk about citizenship whoring, the silence of the insects that are eating your house, and why egg flipping won't necessarily save your relationship.

We talk about breaking up the band (or not), street-side fistcuffery, and how to get it together in order to launch your wonderful app.

We talk about Mirandizational events, firing up the Power of You with the airline gate agent, and the nerve-wracking experience of walking ten feet in a store.

[Getting arrested & the 5th amendment, airline bumping, receipt checking.]

We talk about defining your hairstyle's risk framework, exactly how low on the beach you need to build a sand castle, and the feudal pain of a leasehold estate.

[haircut liability, beach & property law, assignment v subletting a lease.]